Catamauling

Catamauling
Content Update	Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	May 30, 2018
Number of Quests	5
Succeeded by	Fight, Fight, Fight!

Catamauling is a premium side questline that was released on May 30, 2018, as part of the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Scratchy.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Catamauling Pt. 1	Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy	8h	100 10	Scratchy
Catamauling Pt. 2	Make Scratchy Find Somewhere Secluded to Hide	4h	100 10	Auto
Catamauling Pt. 3	Make Scratchy Grab a Bite	4h	100 10	Scratchy
Catamauling Pt. 4	Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy	8h	100 10	Scratchy
Catamauling Pt. 5	Make Scratchy Prepare for Battle	4h	200 20	Scratchy

Dialogue

Catamauling Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	AAAAAAH! I'M WEARING A SWEATER KNITTED FROM MY OWN INTESTINES!!!!!!
	Oops, forgot to wipe the memory. I'll just kill this one and boot up another.
	What is this place? Why is there a dead me on the floor over there?
	Never mind that. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Scratchy. Now, if you'll hold still, I need to-
	Must kill Itchy...
	Where'd he go?

End

Character	Dialogue
	I can't find Itchy anywhere.
	Maybe there IS no Itchy in this world.
	No Itchy! I'm freeeeeeeee!

Catamauling Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I've never known a life without constant war.
	I've... I've let my pursuit of that mouse define me. Twisted by rage, I've become a stranger to myself.
	Who am I? Without the mouse, do I even exist? Well, I'm going to find out. I'm going to-
	Hey Scratchy!
	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Hey, it's that cat from TV!
	Say something funny, TV cat!
	Please. Tell no one you saw me. I need time to think. To wrap myself in solitude and just...be.
	Yeesh.
	It's always disappointing to meet your heroes in person, isn't it?

Catamauling Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I sit in a darkened room. The clock on the wall marks the seconds and hours and days.
	Sometimes I forget where I am. Who I am. But always, I remember the mouse.
	I try to picture his face, and I'm shocked to find that the image eludes me. Am I leaving him behind?
	I'm suffused with emotions I cannot name. Hope? Peace? Even... joy? They are strangers I meet for the first time.
	Then I get wicked hungry. A cat's gotta eat.

End

Character	Dialogue
	What do you call this miraculous ambrosia, friend?
	That is a double-frozen, extra-syrup Squishee.
	It tastes like... waking up for the first time.
	That's what the Squishee company was going for, I'm sure.

Catamauling Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Even as I revel in newfound peace, part of me knows it for what it is: an illusion. A cruel joke.
	The mouse is out there. As inescapable as regret. He's hunting. Hunting ME.
	The planets move through the heaven, the earth spins, and the mouse draws ever nearer.
	Old instincts awake. My fingers tighten on the axe handle. They realize before I do...the hour of battle has come.

End

Character	Dialogue
	He's near now. I feel it. My gut twists in horror. Or is it... relief? A shadow crosses my vision, takes form, resolves into...
	Hiya, Scratchy! Nice cleaver!
	At his words the Scratchy I had just begun to know screams in agony and dies forever.
	You're talking silly. Want to fight?
	Want doesn't enter into it. What are our “wants” in a world where the only truth is war?
	Begin.

Catamauling Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Not so fast! It's been ages since we fought.
	If we don't stretch, we're liable to pull a muscle. No fun!

End

Character	Dialogue
	My muscles awaken, readying. Recalling the rhythm of battle. The one-two-three, one-two-three of the Waltz of Death.
	Weird cat is weird!

Gallery

Scratchy Hunting for Itchy

Scratchy Preparing for Battle at the Cartoon Set