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Catamauling is a premium side questline that was released on May 30, 2018, as part of the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Scratchy.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Catamauling Pt. 1 Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy 8h Cash100
XP10
Scratchy
Catamauling Pt. 2 Make Scratchy Find Somewhere Secluded to Hide 4h Cash100
XP10
Auto
Catamauling Pt. 3 Make Scratchy Grab a Bite 4h Cash100
XP10
Scratchy
Catamauling Pt. 4 Make Scratchy Hunt for Itchy 8h Cash100
XP10
Scratchy
Catamauling Pt. 5 Make Scratchy Prepare for Battle 4h Cash200
XP20
Scratchy

Dialogue Edit

Catamauling Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Scream Icon AAAAAAH! I'M WEARING A SWEATER KNITTED FROM MY OWN INTESTINES!!!!!!
Professor Frink Icon Oops, forgot to wipe the memory. I'll just kill this one and boot up another.
Scratchy Confused Icon What is this place? Why is there a dead me on the floor over there?
Professor Frink Icon Never mind that. Welcome to the real world, Mr. Scratchy. Now, if you'll hold still, I need to-
Scratchy Annoyed Icon Must kill Itchy...
Professor Frink Sad Icon Where'd he go?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Confused Icon I can't find Itchy anywhere.
Scratchy Icon Maybe there IS no Itchy in this world.
Scratchy Happy Icon No Itchy! I'm freeeeeeeee!

Catamauling Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Icon I've never known a life without constant war.
Scratchy Icon I've... I've let my pursuit of that mouse define me. Twisted by rage, I've become a stranger to myself.
Scratchy Icon Who am I? Without the mouse, do I even exist? Well, I'm going to find out. I'm going to-
Itchy Happy Icon Hey Scratchy!
Scratchy Scream Icon AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon Hey, it's that cat from TV!
Homer Happy Icon Say something funny, TV cat!
Scratchy Sad Icon Please. Tell no one you saw me. I need time to think. To wrap myself in solitude and just...be.
x100px Yeesh.
Bart Sad Icon It's always disappointing to meet your heroes in person, isn't it?

Catamauling Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Icon I sit in a darkened room. The clock on the wall marks the seconds and hours and days.
Scratchy Sad Icon Sometimes I forget where I am. Who I am. But always, I remember the mouse.
Scratchy Sad Icon I try to picture his face, and I'm shocked to find that the image eludes me. Am I leaving him behind?
Scratchy Icon I'm suffused with emotions I cannot name. Hope? Peace? Even... joy? They are strangers I meet for the first time.
Scratchy Happy Icon Then I get wicked hungry. A cat's gotta eat.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Icon What do you call this miraculous ambrosia, friend?
Apu Happy Icon That is a double-frozen, extra-syrup Squishee.
Scratchy Happy Icon It tastes like... waking up for the first time.
Apu Icon That's what the Squishee company was going for, I'm sure.

Catamauling Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Sad Icon Even as I revel in newfound peace, part of me knows it for what it is: an illusion. A cruel joke.
Scratchy Annoyed Icon The mouse is out there. As inescapable as regret. He's hunting. Hunting ME.
Scratchy Annoyed Icon The planets move through the heaven, the earth spins, and the mouse draws ever nearer.
Scratchy Annoyed Icon Old instincts awake. My fingers tighten on the axe handle. They realize before I do...the hour of battle has come.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Annoyed Icon He's near now. I feel it. My gut twists in horror. Or is it... relief? A shadow crosses my vision, takes form, resolves into...
Itchy Happy Icon Hiya, Scratchy! Nice cleaver!
Scratchy Sad Icon At his words the Scratchy I had just begun to know screams in agony and dies forever.
Itchy Surprised Icon You're talking silly. Want to fight?
Scratchy Sad Icon Want doesn't enter into it. What are our “wants” in a world where the only truth is war?
Scratchy Annoyed Icon Begin.

Catamauling Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Itchy Icon Not so fast! It's been ages since we fought.
Itchy Sad Icon If we don't stretch, we're liable to pull a muscle. No fun!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Scratchy Annoyed Icon My muscles awaken, readying. Recalling the rhythm of battle. The one-two-three, one-two-three of the Waltz of Death.
Itchy Surprised Icon Weird cat is weird!

Gallery Edit

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