Castle Equalia is a premium building that was released on January 15, 2015 as part of a deal from Gil. Upon completion of this building, the player unlocks Queen Helvetica.

Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Queen Helvetica

  • Write Stories of Equalia - 60m
  • Redecorate the Castle - 8h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Gil's Deal[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gil Selling Icon.png Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area!
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png You’re trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
Gil Sad Icon.png Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl.
Gil Happy Icon.png Oh, how she loved buying my products!
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
Gil Surprised Icon.png And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya!
Gil Selling Icon.png She's a smart one. Like you.
Gil Selling Icon.png And pretty. Again, like you.
Gil Sad Icon.png Please buy something.
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name?
Gil Icon.png Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace.
Gil Sad Icon.png Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me.
Gil Icon.png Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says “HER MAJESTY”.
Lisa Shouting Icon.png Gimme!

Offer Declined[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gil Sad Icon.png Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
Homer Serious Icon.png My “daughter”, as you call her, can’t feel actual sadness.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png As “she” is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Same goes for “me”, “you”, and “whatever you’re trying to guilt me into buying”. It’s all just 1s and 0s!
Gil Selling Icon.png C’mon. It’s a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
Homer Annoyed Icon.png I hate you. Or rather, “I” “hate” “you”.

Offer Accepted[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Gil Happy Icon.png Congratulations on your new Castle!
Gil Selling Icon.png But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
Lisa Shouting Icon.png OUT OF MY WAY!

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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