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Castle Equalia is a premium building that was released on January 15, 2015 as part of a deal from Gil. Upon completion of this building, the player unlocks Queen Helvetica.
Jobs[]
Dialogue[]
Gil's Deal[]
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Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area! |
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You’re trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it? |
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Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl. |
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Oh, how she loved buying my products! |
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Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter? |
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And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya! |
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She's a smart one. Like you. |
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And pretty. Again, like you. |
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Please buy something. |
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I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name? |
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Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace. |
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Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me. |
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Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says “HER MAJESTY”. |
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Gimme! |
Offer Declined[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad. |
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My “daughter”, as you call her, can’t feel actual sadness. |
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As “she” is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA. |
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Same goes for “me”, “you”, and “whatever you’re trying to guilt me into buying”. It’s all just 1s and 0s! |
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C’mon. It’s a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts! |
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I hate you. Or rather, “I” “hate” “you”. |
Offer Accepted[]
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Congratulations on your new Castle! |
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But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts! |
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OUT OF MY WAY! |
Gallery[]
Gil's deal promotional screen