Castle Equalia is a premium building that was released on January 15, 2015 as part of a deal from Gil. Upon completion of this building, the player unlocks Queen Helvetica.

Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Queen Helvetica

  • Write Stories of Equalia - 60m
  • Redecorate the Castle - 8h

Dialogue Edit

Gil's Deal Edit

Character Dialogue
Gil Selling Icon Hey there, Lisa. Why, you remind me of my daughter. Prettiest girl in the Quad-Springfield Tri-Area!
Lisa Annoyed Icon You’re trying to sell me something, Gil. What is it?
Gil Sad Icon Nothing. I was just saying you're the spitting image of my little girl.
Gil Happy Icon Oh, how she loved buying my products!
Lisa Annoyed Icon Really. You sold steak knives and life insurance to your own daughter?
Gil Surprised Icon And she drove a hard bargain, let me tell ya!
Gil Selling Icon She's a smart one. Like you.
Gil Selling Icon And pretty. Again, like you.
Gil Sad Icon Please buy something.
Lisa Annoyed Icon I bet you don't even have a daughter. What's her name?
Gil Icon Uh... Stanley. Stanley Grace.
Gil Sad Icon Oh, who am I kidding. I shoulda known I could never get you to buy a life-sized magical princess castle from me.
Gil Icon Even if it DOES come with a matching pink gown. And tiara. And sash that says “HER MAJESTY”.
Lisa Shouting Icon Gimme!

Offer Declined Edit

Character Dialogue
Gil Sad Icon Gee, Homer, I hate to see your daughter so sad.
Homer Serious Icon My “daughter”, as you call her, can’t feel actual sadness.
Homer Sarcastic Icon As “she” is a sequence of 1s and 0s programmed by a nerd at EA.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Same goes for “me”, “you”, and “whatever you’re trying to guilt me into buying”. It’s all just 1s and 0s!
Gil Selling Icon C’mon. It’s a beautiful princess castle! Only 175 donuts!
Homer Annoyed Icon I hate you. Or rather, “I” “hate” “you”.

Offer Accepted Edit

Character Dialogue
Gil Happy Icon Congratulations on your new Castle!
Gil Selling Icon But of course, no castle is complete without steak knives. And do I have some beauties right here. Only 19.95 donuts!
Lisa Shouting Icon OUT OF MY WAY!

Gallery Edit

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