Casinofellas is a premium questline for the Level 58 content update that was released on September 17, 2015. To start the quest, the player has to purchase the Plato's Republic Casino.
Make Wiggum provide Johnny Tightlips a List of Witnesses Make Louie Intimidate Witnesses Make Legs Intimidate Witnesses
12h 12h 12h
100 10
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Casinofellas Pt. 5
Make Johnny Tightlips Fire Frankie Make Fat Tony Hire Frankie for Another Job
8h 8h
100 10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 6
Make Johnny Tightlips Pay Fake Users in India for “Likes”
8h
100 10
Auto
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Casinofellas Pt. 1[]
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Johnny, you've been doing such a good job for us, I'm promoting you at the casino.
Wow, this is every mafia guy's dream! Thanks Boss! I'll start by doing a check on the slot machines.
Whoa, hold on. You're not running the CASINO casino.
Then what am I running?
The online casino. I'm putting you in charge of our Interactive Entertainment division.
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Wow, 93% of customers in the online casino are losing money to us! And it's all thanks to you, Johnny.
My pleasure, boss.
I'm not complimenting you. I'm complaining. Why only 93%? You better get that number up... unless you want to be the latest casualty of the tech bubble.
Casinofellas Pt. 2[]
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You seem to have won an awful lot playing online poker at our casino lately, Mr. Syzlak.
I'm good at counting cards. And there's no rule against counting cards in online poker!
Last time I was at your bar you gave me $7.67 change on a five.
We traced your IP address and found out it originated at Springfield Elementary.
You wouldn't be paying someone under 18 to illegally gamble for you, would you?
Of course not! I'm back in school to complete my degree!
I see. Then allow me to "teach you a lesson."
Casinofellas Pt. 3[]
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I'd like the police to investigate Johnny Tightlips.
He took back all my poker winnings, just because I paid a 3rd grader to play for me.
This is just the sort of doomed-to-fail, fake investigation of the mafia we've been looking for!
He also vandalized half my bar! Check out these photos.
Whoa, that looks pretty bad. That half of the bar is completely unusable!
You're pointing at the undamaged half.
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Well, the investigation turned up nothing. The online casino, like the unlicensed casino it's housed in, is completely clean.
But you were only there for five minutes.
Dangit! I was trying to beat my record of four minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
Chief, looks like the investigation might need to be reopened. An inside informant just called and reported a multi-million dollar tax evasion scheme.
You know what we really need to investigate? Who violated my rule of never picking up the phone.
Casinofellas Pt. 4[]
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Johnny, you and all the casino staff are under arrest.
Sorry ‘bout that, but the government needs those tax revenues to buy $300 body cameras that are identical to $6.99 webcams.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you wanna say?
Just that a list of witnesses who are going to testify against me would be quite useful.
It hurts me that you thought you even had to ask.
Casinofellas Pt. 5[]
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Have we figured out who squealed?
Only two people had access to that info: Vinnie Neversqueals and Frankie the Squealer.
So Frankie let me down again.
Why do you keep hiring that guy?
Because it makes it easy to figure out who's squealing!
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Hey Johnny, there's an opening in the kitchen at the pizza place. Know anybody good?
Well there's my cousin, Joey Can'tMakeAPizza.
Sounds perfect! He's hired!
Casinofellas Pt. 6[]
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The cops are shutting down our online casino. Johnny, I'm afraid I have to move you over to the regular casino.
Thank goodness! I've been dyin' here. I wanna interact with people. Or at least have my fist interact with them.
Oh you'll be interacting with people alright... as the moderator of the regular casino's new Springface page!
And if I don't see 100 “Likes” by tomorrow, you'll be taking a trip down to the wood shop for a business meeting with my vise!