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Casinofellas is a premium questline for the Level 58 content update that was released on September 17, 2015. To start the quest, the player has to purchase the Plato's Republic Casino.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Casinofellas Pt. 1 Make Johnny Tightlips Learn how to Use a Computer
Make Johnny Tightlips Run the Online Casino
Make Springfielders Gamble Online (x10)

Excluded Characters

4h
8h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 2 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Johnny Tightlips Beat Up Moe
-
24h
Cash100
XP10
Johnny Tightlips
Casinofellas Pt. 3 Reach level 17 and Build the Police Station
Make Wiggum Investigate the Online Casino
-
12h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 4 Make Wiggum provide Johnny Tightlips a List of Witnesses
Make Louie Intimidate Witnesses
Make Legs Intimidate Witnesses
12h
12h
12h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 5 Make Johnny Tightlips Fire Frankie
Make Fat Tony Hire Frankie for Another Job
8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 6 Make Johnny Tightlips Pay Fake Users in India for “Likes” 8h Cash100
XP10
Auto

DialogueEdit

Casinofellas Pt. 1 Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Johnny, you've been doing such a good job for us, I'm promoting you at the casino.
Johnny Tightlips Happy Icon Wow, this is every mafia guy's dream! Thanks Boss! I'll start by doing a check on the slot machines.
Fat Tony Icon Whoa, hold on. You're not running the CASINO casino.
Johnny Tightlips Icon Then what am I running?
Fat Tony Icon The online casino. I'm putting you in charge of our Interactive Entertainment division.

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Wow, 93% of customers in the online casino are losing money to us! And it's all thanks to you, Johnny.
Johnny Tightlips Happy Icon My pleasure, boss.
Fat Tony Angry Icon I'm not complimenting you. I'm complaining. Why only 93%? You better get that number up... unless you want to be the latest casualty of the tech bubble.

Casinofellas Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Johnny Tightlips Annoyed Icon You seem to have won an awful lot playing online poker at our casino lately, Mr. Syzlak.
Moe Worried Icon I'm good at counting cards. And there's no rule against counting cards in online poker!
Johnny Tightlips Icon Last time I was at your bar you gave me $7.67 change on a five.
Johnny Tightlips Icon We traced your IP address and found out it originated at Springfield Elementary.
Johnny Tightlips Annoyed Icon You wouldn't be paying someone under 18 to illegally gamble for you, would you?
Moe Worried Icon Of course not! I'm back in school to complete my degree!
Johnny Tightlips Annoyed Icon I see. Then allow me to "teach you a lesson."

Casinofellas Pt. 3Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Moe Sad Icon I'd like the police to investigate Johnny Tightlips.
Moe Sad Icon He took back all my poker winnings, just because I paid a 3rd grader to play for me.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon This is just the sort of doomed-to-fail, fake investigation of the mafia we've been looking for!
Moe Angry Icon He also vandalized half my bar! Check out these photos.
Wiggum Surprised Icon Whoa, that looks pretty bad. That half of the bar is completely unusable!
Moe Sad Icon You're pointing at the undamaged half.

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon Well, the investigation turned up nothing. The online casino, like the unlicensed casino it's housed in, is completely clean.
Moe Shocked Icon But you were only there for five minutes.
Wiggum Sad Icon Dangit! I was trying to beat my record of four minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
Lou Icon Chief, looks like the investigation might need to be reopened. An inside informant just called and reported a multi-million dollar tax evasion scheme.
Wiggum Icon You know what we really need to investigate? Who violated my rule of never picking up the phone.

Casinofellas Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon Johnny, you and all the casino staff are under arrest.
Wiggum Icon Sorry ‘bout that, but the government needs those tax revenues to buy $300 body cameras that are identical to $6.99 webcams.
Wiggum Icon You have the right to remain silent. Anything you wanna say?
Johnny Tightlips Icon Just that a list of witnesses who are going to testify against me would be quite useful.
Wiggum Icon It hurts me that you thought you even had to ask.

Casinofellas Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Have we figured out who squealed?
Louie Icon Only two people had access to that info: Vinnie Neversqueals and Frankie the Squealer.
Fat Tony Icon So Frankie let me down again.
Johnny Tightlips Icon Why do you keep hiring that guy?
Fat Tony Icon Because it makes it easy to figure out who's squealing!

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon Hey Johnny, there's an opening in the kitchen at the pizza place. Know anybody good?
Johnny Tightlips Icon Well there's my cousin, Joey Can'tMakeAPizza.
Fat Tony Icon Sounds perfect! He's hired!

Casinofellas Pt. 6Edit

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon The cops are shutting down our online casino. Johnny, I'm afraid I have to move you over to the regular casino.
Johnny Tightlips Happy Icon Thank goodness! I've been dyin' here. I wanna interact with people. Or at least have my fist interact with them.
Fat Tony Icon Oh you'll be interacting with people alright... as the moderator of the regular casino's new Springface page!
Fat Tony Icon And if I don't see 100 “Likes” by tomorrow, you'll be taking a trip down to the wood shop for a business meeting with my vise!


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