Casinofellas is a premium questline for the Level 58 content update that was released on September 17, 2015. To start the quest, the player has to purchase the Plato's Republic Casino.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Casinofellas Pt. 1 Make Johnny Tightlips Learn how to Use a Computer
Make Johnny Tightlips Run the Online Casino
Make Springfielders Gamble Online (x10)

Excluded Characters

4h
8h
12h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 2 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Johnny Tightlips Beat Up Moe
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24h
Cash100
Experience10
Johnny Tightlips
Casinofellas Pt. 3 Reach level 17 and Build the Police Station
Make Wiggum Investigate the Online Casino
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12h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 4 Make Wiggum provide Johnny Tightlips a List of Witnesses
Make Louie Intimidate Witnesses
Make Legs Intimidate Witnesses
12h
12h
12h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 5 Make Johnny Tightlips Fire Frankie
Make Fat Tony Hire Frankie for Another Job
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Casinofellas Pt. 6 Make Johnny Tightlips Pay Fake Users in India for “Likes” 8h Cash100
Experience10
Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Casinofellas Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png Johnny, you've been doing such a good job for us, I'm promoting you at the casino.
Johnny Tightlips Happy Icon.png Wow, this is every mafia guy's dream! Thanks Boss! I'll start by doing a check on the slot machines.
Fat Tony Icon.png Whoa, hold on. You're not running the CASINO casino.
Johnny Tightlips Icon.png Then what am I running?
Fat Tony Icon.png The online casino. I'm putting you in charge of our Interactive Entertainment division.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png Wow, 93% of customers in the online casino are losing money to us! And it's all thanks to you, Johnny.
Johnny Tightlips Happy Icon.png My pleasure, boss.
Fat Tony Angry Icon.png I'm not complimenting you. I'm complaining. Why only 93%? You better get that number up... unless you want to be the latest casualty of the tech bubble.

Casinofellas Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Johnny Tightlips Annoyed Icon.png You seem to have won an awful lot playing online poker at our casino lately, Mr. Syzlak.
Moe Worried Icon.png I'm good at counting cards. And there's no rule against counting cards in online poker!
Johnny Tightlips Icon.png Last time I was at your bar you gave me $7.67 change on a five.
Johnny Tightlips Icon.png We traced your IP address and found out it originated at Springfield Elementary.
Johnny Tightlips Annoyed Icon.png You wouldn't be paying someone under 18 to illegally gamble for you, would you?
Moe Worried Icon.png Of course not! I'm back in school to complete my degree!
Johnny Tightlips Annoyed Icon.png I see. Then allow me to "teach you a lesson."

Casinofellas Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Sad Icon.png I'd like the police to investigate Johnny Tightlips.
Moe Sad Icon.png He took back all my poker winnings, just because I paid a 3rd grader to play for me.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon.png This is just the sort of doomed-to-fail, fake investigation of the mafia we've been looking for!
Moe Angry Icon.png He also vandalized half my bar! Check out these photos.
Wiggum Surprised Icon.png Whoa, that looks pretty bad. That half of the bar is completely unusable!
Moe Sad Icon.png You're pointing at the undamaged half.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Well, the investigation turned up nothing. The online casino, like the unlicensed casino it's housed in, is completely clean.
Moe Shocked Icon.png But you were only there for five minutes.
Wiggum Sad Icon.png Dangit! I was trying to beat my record of four minutes and thirty-eight seconds.
Lou Icon.png Chief, looks like the investigation might need to be reopened. An inside informant just called and reported a multi-million dollar tax evasion scheme.
Wiggum Icon.png You know what we really need to investigate? Who violated my rule of never picking up the phone.

Casinofellas Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Johnny, you and all the casino staff are under arrest.
Wiggum Icon.png Sorry ‘bout that, but the government needs those tax revenues to buy $300 body cameras that are identical to $6.99 webcams.
Wiggum Icon.png You have the right to remain silent. Anything you wanna say?
Johnny Tightlips Icon.png Just that a list of witnesses who are going to testify against me would be quite useful.
Wiggum Icon.png It hurts me that you thought you even had to ask.

Casinofellas Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png Have we figured out who squealed?
Louie Icon.png Only two people had access to that info: Vinnie Neversqueals and Frankie the Squealer.
Fat Tony Icon.png So Frankie let me down again.
Johnny Tightlips Icon.png Why do you keep hiring that guy?
Fat Tony Icon.png Because it makes it easy to figure out who's squealing!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png Hey Johnny, there's an opening in the kitchen at the pizza place. Know anybody good?
Johnny Tightlips Icon.png Well there's my cousin, Joey Can'tMakeAPizza.
Fat Tony Icon.png Sounds perfect! He's hired!

Casinofellas Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon.png The cops are shutting down our online casino. Johnny, I'm afraid I have to move you over to the regular casino.
Johnny Tightlips Happy Icon.png Thank goodness! I've been dyin' here. I wanna interact with people. Or at least have my fist interact with them.
Fat Tony Icon.png Oh you'll be interacting with people alright... as the moderator of the regular casino's new Springface page!
Fat Tony Icon.png And if I don't see 100 “Likes” by tomorrow, you'll be taking a trip down to the wood shop for a business meeting with my vise!


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