Career Aspirations is a Level 35 quest chain. It has 5 parts.
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Career Aspirations Pt. 1[]
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"Don’t you she-trolls have anywhere else to be?"
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"Sorry, Chunky Cheese. There’s no DMV anymore, so we don’t have jobs."
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"That’s right, so we’re just going to hang out all day and-- Hey, where’d he go?"
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"There, through that Homer-shaped hole in the wall. Weird to see the Crisco Kid move so fast."
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"Yeah, it’s like watching a walrus juggle."
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"I wonder what he was in such a hurry to do."
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Career Aspirations Pt. 2[]
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"Back at the DMV. Let the slow dying begin."
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"Hey, there were parts of this job we loved. Like that time the line stretched out the door while you stood at your window stapling papers."
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"I am pretty proud of that."
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"Everyone in line was fuming! You wouldn't even make eye-contact."
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"I ran out of staples in the first minute, but I “stapled” ‘til my lunch-break. That was pure sense-memory acting."
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"A lot of people don’t realize -— a big part of this job is mental."
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"Next!"
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"Finally! This line is so long! Let’s get this done quickly -— Mr. Burns is already gonna kill me."
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"This is gonna be a gooooood day!"
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Career Aspirations Pt. 3[]
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"Marge! Where’s my driver’s license?"
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"How would I know?"
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"Because you know where everything is. Remember when I couldn't find my sandwich last week?"
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"I happened to see it in the soap dish when I was cleaning the shower."
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"Please help me find my license! My wallet feels so naked without it."
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"Sure. It’ll give me an excuse to take the couch pillows off and put them back again."
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"It makes me feel like I work in a couch pillow factory!"
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"We all have our little fantasies!"
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"I found your license, Homie, but it’s expired. You’ll have to renew it."
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"Eh, what’s the point? Nobody drives here anymore."
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"Well, you’d need it if we were at a bar and wanted to order a– Hey, where’d he go?"
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"Now there are two Homer-shaped holes in the wall!"
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Career Aspirations Pt. 4[]
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"Selma! Look who’s stumbled into our web!"
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"I’m here to renew my license."
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"You were right, Patty. Combining our birthday wishes made it come true!"
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"He’s ours to torture for as long as we want!"
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"Will you two Lady Shreks just get on with it?"
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"Congratulations, Fat Boy Fat, you’ve passed your four hours road test."
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"I’m pretty sure the officially sanctioned road test does not include driving back and forth in front of your ex-boyfriend’s house."
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"You should be glad that I give extra credit for throwing rocks at his window because you suck at parallel parking."
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Career Aspirations Pt. 5[]
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"Finally out of that car! Both of you blowing smoke in my face… *coughs* I think you gave me asthma."
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"Great. The one thing I had going for me was my sexy, clear airways."
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"Relax, Lard Hamilton, I’ll show you how to fix that."
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"Cross your eyes. Now let your mouth go slack until a little bit of drool dribbles out… Perfect!"
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"What was that flash?"
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"You took my license photo?! C’mon, take a non-drooly one!"
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"Sorry, it’s time for our break."
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