Card Handy is the questline for the Level 60 content update that was released on May 18, 2016. Only reaching level 60 is required for it to trigger.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Card Handy Pt. 1 Build the Googolplex
Make Marge Cancel Plans for Her Giant Level 75 Party
Card Handy Pt. 2 Make Springfielders Lose the Bet on the Final Character (x5) 3h Cash100
Card Handy Pt. 3 Make Lisa Delete Fan Mail 8h Cash100
Card Handy Pt. 4 Make Homer Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah 12h Cash100
Card Handy Pt. 5 Make the Wise Guy Do Odd Jobs 8h Cash100
Card Handy Pt. 6 Make the Wise Guy Spread Some "Cheer" 4h Cash100
Wise Guy
Card Handy Pt. 7 Pay $1000 Tax to be Given to Lower Level Players (Requires Homer) 2h Cash100
Card Handy Pt. 8 Place the Homerlayas Cash100
Wise Guy
Googolplex Grand Opening Watch a Movie at the Googolplex 3h Cash100
Wise Guy

Dialogue Edit

Card Handy Pt. 1 Edit

Congratulations, you have reached the final level of The Simpsons Tapped Out.
— System Message.

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon About twenty levels too late, if you ask me.
Marge Icon I checked out when they introduced Bernice Hibbert as a "major character."
Lisa Shocked Icon Aren't you at all upset, Bart?! No more levels! The game's basically over!
Bart Rollingeyes Icon Pfft, it ain't over till the donuts stop flowing.

Card Handy Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon So who's gonna be the final character introduced in Tapped Out?
Milhouse Excited Icon I bet they've been saving somebody really special for last!
Homer Happy Icon Then you bet right! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the last Tapped Out character ever... uh, this guy!
Wise Guy Grinning Icon Hey, pallies!
Milhouse Sad Icon Okay, now they're just making up characters.
Wise Guy Icon No, I'm the wise guy! I've been in like seventy episodes! Also I played one of the bears in the Maggie event.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon Can we just say that 59 was the last level?

Card Handy Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Ever since we announced this is the last level, you've been flooding us with emails. So we thought we'd take a moment to answer some of your questions.
Lisa Deadpan Icon “Dear Tapped Out: Will I get a refund for my unused donuts?”
Homer Sarcastic Icon Of course. Each donut will be refunded for its actual real-world value: zero.
Marge Icon Or you can use them to buy fun premium stuff!
Homer Sarcastic Icon All of which also has a real-world value of zero.
Lisa Deadpan Icon “Dear Tapped Out, does this mean I can finally stop playing?”
Homer Sarcastic Icon Sure. While you're at it, you should also stop drinking, gambling and chewing nicotine gum.
Homer Serious Icon Then you can sit back proudly with all the money you've saved, and be REALLY REALLY bored.

Card Handy Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon So Homer, if you could do it all over again and build the town from scratch, would you do anything different?
Homer Thoughtful Icon You know, there IS one thing I'd change. It's my biggest regret. If I could do it all over again, I'd--
Homer Laughing Icon Oh who am I kidding? No one's still reading this stuff. No one was EVER reading this.
Wiggum Icon The text in this game is just a mini-game, to see how fast you can tap to get through it.
Homer Sarcastic Icon It doesn't matter what we say. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon But blah blah blah blah blah.
Homer Happy Icon You're right. I will!

Card Handy Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon So you're the sarcastic wise guy, eh?
Wise Guy Icon Yup.
Moe Icon Doesn't seem too sarcastic to me.
Wise Guy Grinning Icon That's because I'm soooooo excited for how amazing this last level's gonna be!
Moe Icon Really? It is?
Wise Guy Happy Icon Yeah, it's going to be as memorable as I am!
Moe Sneaky Icon I think you might be joking.
Wise Guy Annoyed Icon No, really! I've done such unforgettable jobs as security guard, arcade proprietor, even the cameraman.

Card Handy Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Wise Guy Annoyed Icon After years waiting to get in this game, THIS is my big moment? I'm barely even in this update!
Moe Sad Icon Please, that was the longest line you've ever spoken.
Wise Guy Surprised Icon Hey, I'm an important character.
Moe Icon Hahaha, that's a good one. You're finally being sarcastic! It's nice to see you spreading some cheer.
Wise Guy Annoyed Icon Yeah, cheer. I'm gonna spread a little cheer...

Card Handy Pt. 7 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon Dad, why are you burning all of your premium donuts???
Homer Icon To get the sugar. Now that there's no more levels, the sugar's worth more than the donuts.
Quimby Surprised Icon Whoa! The levels might be over, but the game isn't.
Homer Blort Icon Duh-wahhhh? What do you mean?
Quimby Icon There will still be regular updates featuring new characters and buildings. But everyone will get to play them at once, no matter what level they've reached!
Homer Blort Icon ...
Quimby Smug Icon Pretty good idea, huh?
Lisa Icon Well, I think it's great. We can finally take the game back from the 1%!
Homer Confused Icon The 1%?
Lisa Icon The 1% of gamers who actually bother to play past Level 15. This new system will even the playing field!
Quimby Smug Icon And best of all, the new levels will be subsidized for poorer players by a tax on the highest level players!

Card Handy Pt. 8 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Tapped Out players: please be advised that the part in the last scene about taxing higher level players was a joke. You've been given your $1,000 back.
Homer Laughing Icon Ha! I knew this whole thing was a hoax! It was probably the April Fool's update that accidentally got released early. Or late. What month is this?
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Actually, the level updates ending wasn't a hoax. There really won't be any more. You'll still be able to “level up,” but you won't get any new buildings or characters by doing so.
Homer Confused Icon So there are still “levels”... but all they are is a meaningless number?
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon That's right. And as a sign of gratitude, you'll also get a small prize.
Homer Confused Icon ...
You have been awarded a massive monument of Homer for completing the first 60 levels of Tapped Out.
— System Message.

Character Dialogue

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon As thanks for his help rebuilding our town, Homer's face will be forever carved into the mountains above Springfield.
Homer Woohoo Icon Woohoo!
Lisa Shocked Icon But what about the environmental effects of carving the mountains? There could be an endangered species up there!
Quimby Embarrassed Icon You know Lisa, er uh, we were thinking of putting your face up there too.
Lisa Embarrassed Icon Really? Now that I think about it, I bet endangered animals would like living on carved mountains.
Level up enough to unlock the entire family!
— System Message.

Googolplex Grand Opening Edit

Character Dialogue
Wise Guy Grinning Icon I hope you didn't forget about the Springfield Googolplex. You can go pay for movies now.
Wise Guy Icon All proceeds go to benefit the poor and needy living over at Springfield Heights.

Trivia Edit

  • Part 8 requires Wise Guy to be free to trigger.
  • While Googolplex Grand Opening requirements doesn't specify what movie, only The Chair Couch Project can complete it.
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