Card Handy

Card Handy
Level	60
Release Date	May 18, 2016
Number of Quests	8+1
Preceded By	Girl Next Cell Over
Succeeded By	Milestones

Card Handy is the questline for the Level 60 content update that was released on May 18, 2016. Only reaching level 60 is required for it to trigger.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Card Handy Pt. 1	Build the Googolplex Make Marge Cancel Plans for Her Giant Level 75 Party	24h 30m	100 10	Auto
Card Handy Pt. 2	Make Springfielders Lose the Bet on the Final Character (x5)	3h	100 10	Bart
Card Handy Pt. 3	Make Lisa Delete Fan Mail	8h	100 10	Marge
Card Handy Pt. 4	Make Homer Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah	12h	100 10	Wiggum
Card Handy Pt. 5	Make the Wise Guy Do Odd Jobs	8h	100 10	Moe
Card Handy Pt. 6	Make the Wise Guy Spread Some "Cheer"	4h	100 10	Wise Guy
Card Handy Pt. 7	Pay $1000 Tax to be Given to Lower Level Players (Requires Homer)	2h	100 10	Lisa
Card Handy Pt. 8	Place the Homerlayas		100 10	Wise Guy
Googolplex Grand Opening	Watch a Movie at the Googolplex	3h	100 10	Wise Guy

Dialogue

Card Handy Pt. 1

“	Congratulations, you have reached the final level of The Simpsons Tapped Out.	”
	— System Message.

Character	Dialogue
	About twenty levels too late, if you ask me.
	I checked out when they introduced Bernice Hibbert as a "major character."
	Aren't you at all upset, Bart?! No more levels! The game's basically over!
	Pfft, it ain't over till the donuts stop flowing.

Card Handy Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	So who's gonna be the final character introduced in Tapped Out?
	I bet they've been saving somebody really special for last!
	Then you bet right! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the last Tapped Out character ever... uh, this guy!
	Hey, pallies!
	Okay, now they're just making up characters.
	No, I'm the wise guy! I've been in like seventy episodes! Also I played one of the bears in the Maggie event.
	Can we just say that 59 was the last level?

Card Handy Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	Ever since we announced this is the last level, you've been flooding us with emails. So we thought we'd take a moment to answer some of your questions.
	“Dear Tapped Out: Will I get a refund for my unused donuts?”
	Of course. Each donut will be refunded for its actual real-world value: zero.
	Or you can use them to buy fun premium stuff!
	All of which also has a real-world value of zero.
	“Dear Tapped Out, does this mean I can finally stop playing?”
	Sure. While you're at it, you should also stop drinking, gambling and chewing nicotine gum.
	Then you can sit back proudly with all the money you've saved, and be REALLY REALLY bored.

Card Handy Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	So Homer, if you could do it all over again and build the town from scratch, would you do anything different?
	You know, there IS one thing I'd change. It's my biggest regret. If I could do it all over again, I'd--
	Oh who am I kidding? No one's still reading this stuff. No one was EVER reading this.
	The text in this game is just a mini-game, to see how fast you can tap to get through it.
	It doesn't matter what we say. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
	But blah blah blah blah blah.
	You're right. I will!

Card Handy Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	So you're the sarcastic wise guy, eh?
	Yup.
	Doesn't seem too sarcastic to me.
	That's because I'm soooooo excited for how amazing this last level's gonna be!
	Really? It is?
	Yeah, it's going to be as memorable as I am!
	I think you might be joking.
	No, really! I've done such unforgettable jobs as security guard, arcade proprietor, even the cameraman.

Card Handy Pt. 6

Character	Dialogue
	After years waiting to get in this game, THIS is my big moment? I'm barely even in this update!
	Please, that was the longest line you've ever spoken.
	Hey, I'm an important character.
	Hahaha, that's a good one. You're finally being sarcastic! It's nice to see you spreading some cheer.
	Yeah, cheer. I'm gonna spread a little cheer...

Card Handy Pt. 7

Character	Dialogue
	Dad, why are you burning all of your premium donuts???
	To get the sugar. Now that there's no more levels, the sugar's worth more than the donuts.
	Whoa! The levels might be over, but the game isn't.
	Duh-wahhhh? What do you mean?
	There will still be regular updates featuring new characters and buildings. But everyone will get to play them at once, no matter what level they've reached!
	...
	Pretty good idea, huh?
	THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!
	Well, I think it's great. We can finally take the game back from the 1%!
	The 1%?
	The 1% of gamers who actually bother to play past Level 15. This new system will even the playing field!
	And best of all, the new levels will be subsidized for poorer players by a tax on the highest level players!

Card Handy Pt. 8

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Tapped Out players: please be advised that the part in the last scene about taxing higher level players was a joke. You've been given your $1,000 back.
	Ha! I knew this whole thing was a hoax! It was probably the April Fool's update that accidentally got released early. Or late. What month is this?
	Actually, the level updates ending wasn't a hoax. There really won't be any more. You'll still be able to “level up,” but you won't get any new buildings or characters by doing so.
	So there are still “levels”... but all they are is a meaningless number?
	That's right. And as a sign of gratitude, you'll also get a small prize.
	...
	THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME!

“	You have been awarded a massive monument of Homer for completing the first 60 levels of Tapped Out.	”
	— System Message.

Character	Dialogue
	THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO THIS GAME!

End

Character	Dialogue
	As thanks for his help rebuilding our town, Homer's face will be forever carved into the mountains above Springfield.
	Woohoo!
	But what about the environmental effects of carving the mountains? There could be an endangered species up there!
	You know Lisa, er uh, we were thinking of putting your face up there too.
	Really? Now that I think about it, I bet endangered animals would like living on carved mountains.

“	Level up enough to unlock the entire family!	”
	— System Message.

Googolplex Grand Opening

Character	Dialogue
	I hope you didn't forget about the Springfield Googolplex. You can go pay for movies now.
	All proceeds go to benefit the poor and needy living over at Springfield Heights.

Trivia

• Part 8 requires Wise Guy to be free to trigger.
• While Googolplex Grand Opening requirements doesn't specify what movie, only The Chair Couch Project can complete it.