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Captain Kang is a premium limited time side questline involving the character Kang and his Pirate Kang's costume. It was released on October 6, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event's Act 1.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Captain Kang Pt. 1 Make Pirate Kang Walk on Peg Tentacles 4h Cash100
XP10
Pirate Kang
Captain Kang Pt. 2 Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library*
Make Pirate Kang Research Pirates
4h Cash100
XP10
Pirate Kang
Captain Kang Pt. 3 Make Pirate Kang Talk Like a Pirate 8h Cash100
XP10
Pirate Kang
Captain Kang Pt. 4 Reach level 15 and Place Squidport Entrance*
Make Pirate Kang Pirate a Ship
4h Cash100
XP10
Pirate Kang

* will only appear if the player doesn't have them.

Dialogue Edit

Captain Kang Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Pirate Kang Happy Icon "Look at my costume! I am a fearsome pirate!"
Kodos Icon "Who would be afraid of that? You are hobbled with wooded pegs for legs."
Pirate Kang Icon "I can still run after you!"
Kodos Icon "Can you see with that eye-patch?"
Pirate Kang Blinded Icon "No, not even a little bit."

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Kodos Icon "I was standing still and you have yet to get close to me."

Captain Kang Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Kodos Icon "What else does a pirate do beside clatter about on pegs?"
Pirate Kang Icon "I don't know. They seem fond of parrots, perhaps they raise birds."
Kodos Angry Icon "Your pirate disguise will not be convincing if you do not do your research! This is Halloween! You do not want to blow your cover!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Kodos Icon "What did you learn of pirates?"
Pirate Kang Icon "Pirates are fantastic. They rob, pillage and terrorize innocent humans."
Kodos Happy Icon "They are like a non-drooly us!"

Captain Kang Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Pirate Kang Happy Icon "Earth-girl, prepare to be pirated! Swash-buckle, swash-buckle!"
Lisa Nagging Icon "That is not how pirates talk."
Pirate Kang Icon "Really, you've met an actual pirate?"
Lisa Smug Icon "No, but I've seen my share of seafood commercials."
Pirate Kang Happy Icon "Teach me!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Just say, “Y'arrrgh” at the start of every sentence. “Yarrgh, it's a nice day” or “Yarrgh, I'll have a half-caff latte.”"
Pirate Kang Icon "Urrgh!"
Lisa Nagging Icon "No."
Pirate Kang Icon "Yarrrk?"
Lisa Nagging Icon "No."
Pirate Kang Icon "Yeeergh?"
Lisa Annoyed Icon "Why don’t you just go as a hobo?"

Captain Kang Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Pirate Kang Icon "Forget trying to talk like a pirate. I want to pirate like a pirate."
Pirate Kang Happy Icon "Let us board a ship and take it over!"
Kodos Happy Icon "This sounds like my kind of fun!"

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Kodos Icon "Okay we've got a ship. Do you know how to get it started?"
Pirate Kang Icon "I think it is started. I think this is all it does."
Kodos Defensive Icon "It just floats around? Where is the hyperspace button."
Pirate Kang Icon "Being a pirate is terrible. But I do like the hat."
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