|“||I wish I had a zipper on the front of this suit.||”|
— Capital City Goofball's unlock message
The Capital City Goofball is the crowd pleaser mascot for Capital City's baseball team, the Capital City Capitals. He is also a state legislator. He is best friends with musician Henry Mancini, and enemies with the Shelbyville Lamprey mascot. During his spare time, he calls Dr. Marvin Monroe's hot line for the extremely enraged.
- His appearance seems to have been inspired by the Phillie Phanatic, mascot of the Philadelphia Phillies.
- All he does when tapped is squeaks his nose.
- Is the only non-controllable character in the collection Mascots.