Can't Stand the Heat is a limited-time questline released on June 02, 2016, with the Homer's Chiliad 2016 Event. Players need at least Level 20 for it to trigger.

Quest[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 1 Make Homer Drink Beer With Intensity 6s Cash100
Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 2 Make Homer Recruit an Elite Chili Team 6s Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png Hey, Homer. Chief Wiggum just pulled me into the station.
Homer Annoyed Icon.png What did you do this time? Cherry bomb a toilet? Deface a statue? Drink a soda larger than sixty-four ounces?
Bart Icon.png Yes, yes, and no that was you. But this time he was bringing me in to give you a message.
Bart Sneaky Icon.png Wiggum says you better steer clear of the Chili Competition this year if you don't want to embarrass yourself again.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Ha! Good luck embarrassing a guy who almost won the Darwin Award three times.
Homer Sad Icon.png My greatest regret is that my heart started beating again.
Homer Serious Icon.png For this year's Chili Competition, I'm going to train like I've never trained before!

Can't Stand the Heat Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Space Coyote Icon.png Hoomer... Hommmer...
Space Coyote Annoyed Icon.png HOMER!
Homer Sleepy Icon.png What? Oh, hi peyote coyote. I thought I only saw you when I ate insanity peppers.
Space Coyote Icon.png Oh, once I'm in your system, I never leave… like a spiritual herpes. You need to focus on your quest to achieve inner tranquility.
Homer Serious Icon.png Great. Because nothing would make me more tranquil than beating the crap out of that loudmouth Wiggum!
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png But if I'm going to do this, I need more help than a figment of my imagination.
Space Coyote Icon.png We don't use that term anymore. We prefer “reality challenged.”

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Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon.png Gentlemen, I've brought each of you here for your specialized chili-making skills.
Roscoe Icon.png I know how to handle hot stuff, but I don't think I've ever eaten chili - just wrestled in it.
Moe Icon.png The only chili I know to make is pickled. And it's eggs.
Cletus Icon.png I ain't made chili since the police took away my cooking bathtub.
Lenny Icon.png I make chili by opening a can and reheating it with my car's radiator.
Carl Icon.png My chili is actually more of a deconstruction of the concept of chili. It's an opened can.
Apu Icon.png And I call my chili hot dog surprise. The surprise is that it contains no hot dogs.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Wow, I was only expecting THREE jokes about how bad you guys were. What a nice surprise!
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