Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man is the Act 1 Winter 2015 Event task chain creating and upgrading the Gingerbread Mansion. It starts after Effigy in White P.4 when the player completes the Best Snowman Ever.

Quests Edit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
A House Made with Hands	Build the Gingerbread Mansion Make Ned Think Big	- 4h	100, 10	Auto
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 1	Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 2	-	100, 10
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 2	Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 3	-	100, 10
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 3	Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 4	-	100, 10
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 4	Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 5	-	100, 10
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 5	Make Ned Pray Away His Sin of Pride	60m	100, 10

Dialogue Edit

A House Made with Hands Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Homer's snow man is giving me the holiday get-up-and-go man."
	"That packed pile of fluffy stuff makes this Neddy ready to bake up some similar-sized gingerbread-y!"
	"Sayin' all that took the wind out of my sails!"

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 1 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"People are helping out in droves, bringin' ginger loaves for our giant gingerbread house!"
	"Just to be truthful… “giant” means “humble” and “unassuming.”"
	"After all, honesty and modesty are the Christian way… except when we're skirting building codes for the Church."

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 2 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Slight change of plans, people."
	"I've thrown out the old set of blueprints and crafted a new set all in red."
	"‘Cause Ned Flanders does not work “blue!”"

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 3 Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"A gingerbread house built in God's glory!"
	"I'll bet He'd want a few more sugary shrines, a couple Turkish Taffy turrets and a Fiddle-Faddle foyer!"
	"Let's get that eternal icing fountain flowing, in his name's sake! Amen."

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Bring in more icing to support the upper floors. Ginger snap, snap!"
	"I want that gumdrop driveway done dad gum good! Don't make me break out the liquorice whips!"
	"Daddy's sniffed too many chocolate chips."
	"Don't harsh his marshmallow, little dude. It's working fine for me."

End Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"My head is finally clearing now that I'm getting a little non-confectioned air."
	"I got more carried away than a cross on the road to Calvary! Our germane gingerbread house turned out to be a Toblerone Tower of Babel!"
	"Ned, I don't think you went that far."
	"You weren't there when I added the fold-out, fudge, rooftop, root beer tennis court…"

Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 5 Edit

End Edit

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