Calamity Case

Calamity Case
Level	Level 47
Release Date	November 12, 2014
Number of Quests	3

Calamity Case is a premium quest featuring the French Waiter.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Calamity Case Pt. 1	Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown	4h	260 70	French Waiter
Calamity Case Pt. 2	Make French Waiter Protest	24h	1000 225	French Waiter
Calamity Case Pt. 3	Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself	12h	600 150	French Waiter

Dialogue

Calamity Case Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.
	Zut Alors, that's moi!
	"Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help."
	"We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France."
	Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!
	Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.

Job Started

Character	Dialogue
	Alright, here is the pâté you demanded.
	Now what information do you have?
	This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?

Calamity Case Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.
	The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.
	First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.
	And perhaps to go buy wine.

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