Calamity Case is a premium quest featuring the French Waiter.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Calamity Case Pt. 1 Make French Waiter Answer Questions Downtown 4h Cash260
French Waiter
Calamity Case Pt. 2 Make French Waiter Protest 24h Cash1000
French Waiter
Calamity Case Pt. 3 Make French Waiter Clumsily Hurt Himself 12h Cash600
French Waiter

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Calamity Case Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
French Waiter Icon.png Wat is this? A letter? Address to French Waiter Un-Deux-Trois Baguette Lane, Tour De France, Springfield.
French Waiter Icon.png Zut Alors, that's moi!
French Waiter Icon.png "Dear Monsieur Waiter, today is très important. More important than Bastille Day. For today, we need your help."
French Waiter Icon.png "We have been informed that you might have information regarding some recent vandalism, or Street Monets as you probably don't call them in France."
French Waiter Sad Icon.png Sacre Bleu, I must go to the police station immediately!
French Waiter Angry Icon.png Pierre, please inform the Indoor Cigarette Smoking Club that I will be absent ce soir.

Job Started[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon.png Alright, here is the pâté you demanded.
Wiggum Serious Icon.png Now what information do you have?
French Waiter Angry Icon.png This pâté is hardly fresh. And where is my fine bottle of red wine to go with it?

Calamity Case Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
French Waiter Icon.png I had heard stories of America's broken justice system, but le truth is far worse.
Wiggum Icon.png The truth is in America we usually just ask you questions while we illegally search your beat-up car.
French Waiter Angry Icon.png First no wine, and now you sully my Renault! You leave me no choice but to protest.
French Waiter Icon.png And perhaps to go buy wine.


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