Is it bubble wrapped? If It's wrapped, it ain't crap.
 
— CJ Pro Bidder's unlock message.


CJ Pro Bidder is a limited-time premium character that was released on November 20, 2019, as part of the All American Auction 2019 Event. He is unlocked upon the completion of the Springfield Storage Locker.

About[edit | edit source]

CJ is a pro bidder at Storage Battles.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Buy More Body Spray Cash105
Experience26
60m Kwik-E-Mart Nope.png
Try on Multiple Tanks Cash260
Experience70
4h - Check.png
Get Bayonet Appraised Cash420
Experience105
8h Herman's Military Antiques OR Kwik-E-Mart Nope.png
Go Storage Locker Hunting Cash600
Experience150
12h Springfield Storage Locker Check.png
Watch Himself on TV Cash1000
Experience225
24h Moe's Tavern Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Go Storage Locker Hunting Again Cash260
Experience70
4h Springfield Storage Locker Turning Trash into Hundos Pt. 4 Check.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Event/Quest Visual
Auction Way More Than They Own Bid Cards8
Experience70
4h Springfield Swap Meet OR Town Hall All American Auction 2019 Event Nope.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Here we go, here we go." "I don't care what people say; I am FEELIN' this unit." "All mostly worthless junk..." "If it's wrapped, it ain't crap."
"FIVE HUNDRED, FIVE HUNDY, FIVE HUNDYMENIDOOOS!"

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He is a parody of Darrell Sheets seen on the American reality-television series, Storage Wars.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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