Legs and Louie quests

The Legs and Louie quests are a series of Level 28 quest revolving around Legs and Louie.

Quests[]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward
Badfellas	Make Fat Tony go to Moe's Tavern Make Legs go to Moe's Tavern Make Louie go to Moe's Tavern	8h 8h 8h	100 10
El Bartito’s Way	Make Bart serve Manhattans	24h	100 10
Casino Racino	Make Marge protest Make Fat Tony fix races	24h 2h	100 10
Taking Care of Business	Make Legs and Louie interrogate a squealer.	60m	100 10
The Italian Job	Make Fat Tony go to Luigi's for a special dinner	4h	100 10
Gangster Paradise	Make Legs perform a hit Make Louie smuggle goods	8h 8h	100 10
Puff Justice	Make Fat Tony Run Organized Crime from Prison Make Legs take a break in the slammer Make Louie take a break in the slammer	24h 4h 4h	100 10
Business as Usual	Make Legs 'protect' local business Make Louie collect tribute	12h 12h	100 10

Character	Dialogue
	"Welcome back boys. I trust you have kept your law-breaking skills sharp?"
	"I practiced my felonies every day."
	"I extorted manneguins so I wouldn't forget how to do it to people.
	"I look forward to bleeding dry this town we so love." "But first let us toast to our touching reunion."

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey Fat Tony! I've been looking to take my mischief to the next level. Any chance you could use an extra set of hands?"
	"Maybe. Do you know how to mix a Manhattan?"
	"Umm…booze, some hooch, and then whiskey?"
	That’s pretty close, boss. I’ll vouch for him.
	"Congratulations, urchin. You are my new bartender."

Character	Dialogue
	Bart Simpson! What did I tell about joining La Cosa Nostra?
	You said to not to.
	If you go joining any mobs, you lose TV privileges for a week.
	All right, all right! There's no need to get crazy.

Character	Dialogue
	Mayor Quimby, as a mother and a worrywart, I'm concerned about Springfield's growing Mafia problem." "There are even reports of unsavory characters down at the dog track. Of all places!"
	"Marge, I promise you – this office will not rest until it looks like we’re doing something about the whatever-you’re-on-about. In fact, I’m so against corruption that many people say “Corruption” is my middle name."
	"Hmmmm…"

Character	Dialogue
	"Boys, Marge Simpson is onto us. Someone in our organization squealed. I need you to find out who."
	"Wouldn’t it just be easier to “take care” of this Simpson lady?"
	"Louie, Louie, Louie. Women are for taking care of, not “take care” of. Find some guy to nuts on instead."

Character	Dialogue
	"Welcome, back, a-Fat a-Tony. I can't tell-a you how I've missed paying for-a your protection."
	"Which I will now collect. Back-dated, of course, to the birth of New Springfield."
	"But I didn’t get unlocked until level 18. It’s-a not fair!"
	"Then you can file a complaint at the monthly meeting of the Extortionee’s Committee. The system is in place for a reason."

Character	Dialogue
	"Boys, I require your services"
	"Do you mind? "Antiques Roadshow" is on!"
	My apologies, The Roadshow, as always, takes precendence.

Character	Dialogue
	"Fat Tony? You and your crew are under arrest."
	"Whatever for, Officer?"
	"Impersonating an Ethnic Stereotype. You’re sentenced to 24 years in prison. Oops, this says 24 hours. Must be a typo. You’re lucky I don’t like refilling out forms."

Character	Dialogue
	"Break's over boys. Go forth and terrify."