| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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| Burns Almighty Pt. 1
| Make Smithers Research Paganism
Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God
| 8h
8h
|  100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
| Burns Almighty Pt. 2
| Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue
| -
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
| Burns Almighty Pt. 3
| Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online
Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office
| 4h
4h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
| Burns Almighty Pt. 4
| Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns
| 4h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
| Burns Almighty Pt. 5
| Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out
Make Smithers Think of a Plan B
| 8h
8h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
| Burns Almighty Pt. 6
| Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show
| 12h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
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| It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
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| A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
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| Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| What have you found, Smithers? Report!
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| They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
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| Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
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| Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
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| Offerings? I like offerings...
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
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| Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
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| What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
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| Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
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| There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
|
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| I don't think they recognize you.
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
|
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| I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
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| I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
|
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| No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
|
|
| Find another way...
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
|
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| Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.
|
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| In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
|
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| Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
|
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| Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
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| Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
|
|
| Uhhhh...
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
|
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| I am deeply sorry sir.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
|
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| Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
|
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| ...
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| I'll get to work.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
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| We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
|
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| Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
|
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| A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
|
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| You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
|
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| Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Arrgh...
|
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| Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
|
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| God...is...dead.
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| Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
|
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| I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.
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