Burns Almighty

Burns Almighty
Content Update	Winter 2016 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	December 6, 2016
Number of Quests	6

Burns Almighty is a side questline that was released on December 6, 2016, for the Winter 2016 Event. It requires New God Mr. Burns, an outfit for Mr. Burns.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Burns Almighty Pt. 1	Make Smithers Research Paganism Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God	8h 8h	100 10	Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 2	Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue	-	100 10	Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 3	Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office	4h 4h	100 10	Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 4	Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns	4h	100 10	Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 5	Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out Make Smithers Think of a Plan B	8h 8h	100 10	Mr. Burns
Burns Almighty Pt. 6	Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show	12h	100 10	Mr. Burns

Dialogue

Burns Almighty Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
	It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
	A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
	Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...

End

Character	Dialogue
	What have you found, Smithers? Report!
	They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
	Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
	Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
	Offerings? I like offerings...

Burns Almighty Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
	Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
	What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
	Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...

End

Character	Dialogue
	Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
	There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
	I don't think they recognize you.

Burns Almighty Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
	I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
	I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
	No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
	Find another way...

End

Character	Dialogue
	Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
	Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.
	In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
	Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.

Burns Almighty Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
	Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
	Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
	Uhhhh...

End

Character	Dialogue
	I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
	I am deeply sorry sir.

Burns Almighty Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
	Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
	...
	I'll get to work.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Sir, I have an idea!

Burns Almighty Pt. 6

Start

Character	Dialogue
	We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
	Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
	A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
	You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
	Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Arrgh...
	Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
	God...is...dead.
	Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
	I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.