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Burns, Baby Burns is a side questline that was released on August 14, 2019, as part of the Simpsons Babies 2019 Event. It requires the premium character Young Burns.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 1 Make Young Burns Turn Bad Early 60m Cash100
XP10
Young Burns
Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 2 Make Young Burns Eat Ice Cream and Dodge Taxes 12h Cash100
XP10
Young Burns
Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 3 Make Young Burns Secretly Run Power Plant 4h Cash200
XP20
Young Burns

Dialogue Edit

Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Young Burns Icon My name is Charles Montgomery Burns. I was born in the year 1881, 1890, or 1392, depending on which Wikipedia page you believe.
Young Burns Icon As a youth I cared little for material wealth, seeing as it hadn't been invented yet.
Young Burns Icon But then, one foggy day in 1883, 1892, or 1394...
Colonel Burns Icon Ahoy there, Grandson! I bring word of a wondrous new type of wealth. Material wealth!
Young Burns Happy Icon I want in.

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Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Young Burns Icon I soon hatched upon a scheme that would make me a millionaire by the age of six.
Young Burns Icon I drew up plans for an ingenious device known as the "Youthenizer", and threatened young Tommy Edison with a rusty knife until he agreed to invent it for me.
Young Burns Icon Once complete, I filled the youthenizing reservoir with a dram of the vigorous blood circulating through my young veins.
Young Burns Happy Icon Now, all that remained was to wait until I was a rich old man, desperate to be young again, and sell the Youthenizer to myself for a fortune!
Young Burns Icon But I was impatient! So I went to a bank and took out a tremendous loan, using the future proceeds of the Youthenizer sale as collateral.
Young Burns Happy Icon Suddenly I was rich - rich beyond most people's wildest dreams! But well within mine.
Young Burns Happy Icon The next year, as soon as ice cream was invented, I rushed out to celebrate.

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Burns, Baby Burns Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Young Burns Icon Even after I was rich, I wasn't one to sit around twiddling my groins.
Young Burns Icon So I spoke once more with Thomas Edison, again at knifepoint, and he told me electricity was the new thing!
Young Burns Icon Thereupon I invested in coal power, hydro power, girl power, and finally, nuclear power...
Young Burns Icon ...secretly running the plant myself until I was old enough to actually run it myself.
Mr. Burns Icon Ah yes, I remember it well.
Mr. Burns Thinking Icon No, wait, I remember it poorly. But it makes sense.
Mr. Burns Diabolical Icon I grew very old and very rich. Then, in desperation, I bought the Youthenizer from myself, paying a sum vastly higher than I'd dared imagine as a lad. It was enough to pay off the loan and turn a tremendous profit to boot!
Young Burns And Burns Icon Excellent.

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