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Bucks Given is a side questline released on March 18, 2020 for the No Bucks Given 2020 Event. It requires the character Buck Mitchell.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Bucks Given Pt. 1 Make Homer Convince Buck Mitchell to Step His Game Up
Make Buck Mitchell Try to Have the Best of Both Worlds
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Buck Mitchell
Bucks Given Pt. 2 Make Buck Mitchell Eat His Weight in Donuts 4h Cash100
XP10
Buck Mitchell
Bucks Given Pt. 3 Make Buck Mitchell Sign Autographs While Unamused 12h Cash100
XP10
Buck Mitchell
Bucks Given Pt. 4 Make Buck Mitchell Steal Pitches 60m Cash100
XP10
Buck Mitchell
Bucks Given Pt. 5 Make Buck Mitchell Conduct Superstitious Rituals 4h Cash200
XP20
Buck Mitchell

Dialogue Edit

Bucks Given Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Look, Buck. I know you're happily married again, but that doesn't mean you can't be a happy home run hitter too.
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon I'm sorry, Homer. I think I caught a bad case of the yips on my honeymoon!
Homer Sad Icon And how long do these “yips” tend to last?
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon It depends: sometimes a week, sometimes forever. Man, I can barely swing a bat.
Homer Serious Icon You must find balance, Buck. The Isotopes need you. I need you.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon I have to find a way to get a competitive advantage. Ugh, I wish I played for one of those Boston teams -- they all know how to cheat.
Marge Confused Icon Isn’t cheating wrong though?
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon Baseball is all about cheating. It's one big fat cheating fest.
Marge Nervous Icon Maybe you should just work harder in practice?
Buck Mitchell Annoyed Icon Practice? You wanna talk about practice? Practice? Practice?!
Marge Annoyed Icon Yeah, practice.
Buck Mitchell Icon Okay, sure. I’ll practice.

Bucks Given Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Serious Icon Look, Buck. To get over your bad play you have to drown out the boos and heckles. Just ignore all the haters.
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon I have haters?
Homer Sarcastic Icon Oh, tons! So many.
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon It won't work. I didn’t even know I had haters, and I was still playing bad before.
Homer Happy Icon Okay, new approach: you have to eat tons of crazy sugary junk food!
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon Eating junk food to improve your athletic performance? Seems backwards.
Homer Proud Icon Trust me. Every super athlete is hopped up on Skittles, donuts, and you name it! They only call it “junk food” to mislead the public.
Buck Mitchell Icon I guess I do kind of like donuts...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon After all these donuts, I just feel super bloated and gross.
Homer Proud Icon Once you get out there, you’ll be hitting home runs at every at-bat.
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon I don’t know. These donuts aren’t sitting well. *throws up*

Bucks Given Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Angry Icon That makes it eighteen straight losses for the Springfield Isotopes. I'm not one to point fingers, but if I was I would be pointing straight at Buck Mitchell. He's washed up!
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon He's right. I am washed up.
Bart Sneaky Icon You’re not washed up, Buck. Could I have your autograph?
Buck Mitchell Icon That’s nice, kid. At least I still have one fan.
Bart Happy Icon Ew, no. I’m not your fan. You just signed a petition to officially ban you from baseball.
Homer Annoyed Icon Don’t listen to him, Buck. You have tons of fans. Look over there, they’re cheering for you!
Buck Mitchell Annoyed Icon Those are all fans of the opposing team!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Bucks Given Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Buck Mitchell Surprised Icon You're not supposed to be in here! This is the men's locker room.
Marge Annoyed Icon Oh, relax! Your terrible baseball slump is messing up my home life, so I need you to get it together, Buck.
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon Marge, I’m retiring from baseball!
Marge Angry Icon Okay, I didn’t want to do this, but Bart stole all the pitcher’s signs. And we have a video camera with a live feed.
Bart Sneaky Icon If you hear one air horn then it’s a fastball. Two air horns: a changeup, and three: a slider...
Marge Serious Icon Are you in?
Buck Mitchell Happy Icon LET’S DO THIS!

End Edit

No dialogue.

Bucks Given Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Happy Icon And it’s another home run! The Springfield Isotopes take the lead after three straight Buck Mitchell bombers!
Buck Mitchell Happy Icon I can't believe it! Knowing exactly what the pitcher is going to throw really gives you an advantage.
Brockman Icon It all comes down to this. It’s full count in the bottom of the ninth with two outs. If Buck Mitchell hits a home run, the Isotopes will keep their World Series hopes alive.
Bart Sneaky Icon *air horn*
Buck Mitchell Icon Okay, one air horn. That means he’s throwing a strike.
Bart Surprised Icon Oh, crap! The air horn’s out of air. It’s a curveball! A curveball!
Buck Mitchell Surprised Icon Huh?
Brockman Angry Icon And Buck Mitchell has swung and missed! The Isotopes' season is over!
Buck Mitchell Sad Icon I should’ve never tried to cheat. I guess now I’ll have to do a bunch of my superstitious rituals and repent to the baseball gods...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon I’m sorry, Buck. I tried my best at cheating, but the air horn ran out of air!
Buck Mitchell Icon It’s okay, kid. I’m still rich.
Bart Rollingeyes Icon Your life’s just one long seventh inning stretch, isn’t it?
Buck Mitchell Happy Icon *singing* “Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don’t care if I never get"--
Bart Annoyed Icon Leave the singing to your pop star wife.
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