Brothers and Box Springs
Release Date
November 14, 2018
Brothers and Box Springs was a limited-time questline released on November 14, 2018, as part of the Thanksgiving 2018 Event . It needs the premium character Marv .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1
Make Marv Aggressively Advertise
24h
100 10
Marv
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2
Make Marv Go Online for the First Time Ever
60m
100 10
Auto
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3
Make Marv Give Online Mattress Stores Bad Reviews
12h
100 10
Marv
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4
Make Marv Record a Commercial with Moe
4h
100 10
Marv
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5
Make Marv Sell Mattresses
4h
200 20
Marv
Dialogue [ ]
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I don’t know what’s happening, I haven’t made a mattress sale all month.
Granted, the mattresses are marked up so much I only need to sell one a month to stay in business, but still!
Maybe you need to hit the pavement and get the word out.
Well, I have been working on some new sign-spinning moves.
And I do love disrupting people at crosswalks...
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I spent all day out there and didn’t get as much as a "Get the hell out of my way, jerk!”
I knew I shoulda been spinnin’ the sign counterclockwise!
Maybe you’re losing out to those new online companies that deliver the bed right to your door.
How does that work?
You just pick out a mattress, put in your address, and they send it directly to you--
No, I mean the Internet. How does it work?
You’ve never been on the Internet?!
I played a video slot machine once, does that count?
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Wow, that was the weirdest ten minutes I ever spent.
Uh, you were on the Internet for two days.
Fake news!
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
It’s no use, I can’t compete with the Internet.
If I was up against a regular store, I’d just douse their mattresses with Hungarian Mattress Gnashers...
But how do you attack the Internet?
You gotta go old school and break their thumbs.
Huh?
Hit the thumbs-down button and give ‘em bad reviews!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I down-voted them with a hundred fake aliases, but it doesn’t seem to do much good.
What are you talking about, you drove their rating down to 2-out-of-5 stars!
Yeah, and it’s still a higher rating than my store!
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
It’s no use, my mattress store is ruin’t.
Once Dad finds out I squandered the family business, he’s gonna cut me out of his will.
Or worse, he’s gonna cut me out of our old mattress commercials.
Hey, why don’t we shoot one last commercial together!
What’s the point?
What do we got to lose, besides a bunch of money and our dignity?
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Whoa, Moe! Are you okay? You fell pretty hard off those mattresses.
I’m fine, I’m wearin’ leather.
My commercial is ruined!
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Hey, what are all these people doing in my store?
They’re here to buy mattresses, dummy.
Our commercial was so terrible that it went viral!
You mean these people all think I’m a joke?! I’ll show them!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your shoe back on. You can loafer smack ‘em *after* they buy a queen set for only one hundred and forty-nine dollars.
Wow, I just sold five memory foams. I’m gonna remember this day forever!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I sold more mattresses today than the Water Damage Super Sale after that hurricane.
Uh, yeah, me too.
You bought one of those online mattresses, didn’t you?!
I couldn’t resist! It was too convenient! Free in-home delivery!
I’m gonna shoe-smack you so hard!
Gallery [ ]
Marv Aggressively Advertising.
Marv Recording a Commercial with Moe.
Thanksgiving 2018 Event
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