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Brothers and Box Springs was a limited-time questline released on November 14, 2018, as part of the Thanksgiving 2018 Event. It needs the premium character Marv.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1 Make Marv Aggressively Advertise 24h Cash100
Experience10
Marv
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2 Make Marv Go Online for the First Time Ever 60m Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3 Make Marv Give Online Mattress Stores Bad Reviews 12h Cash100
Experience10
Marv
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4 Make Marv Record a Commercial with Moe 4h Cash100
Experience10
Marv
Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5 Make Marv Sell Mattresses 4h Cash200
Experience20
Marv

Dialogue[]

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Sad Icon I don’t know what’s happening, I haven’t made a mattress sale all month.
Marv Icon Granted, the mattresses are marked up so much I only need to sell one a month to stay in business, but still!
Moe Icon Maybe you need to hit the pavement and get the word out.
Marv Icon Well, I have been working on some new sign-spinning moves.
Marv Icon And I do love disrupting people at crosswalks...

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Sad Icon I spent all day out there and didn’t get as much as a "Get the hell out of my way, jerk!”
Marv Angry Icon I knew I shoulda been spinnin’ the sign counterclockwise!
Moe Icon Maybe you’re losing out to those new online companies that deliver the bed right to your door.
Marv Icon How does that work?
Moe Icon You just pick out a mattress, put in your address, and they send it directly to you--
Marv Angry Icon No, I mean the Internet. How does it work?
Moe Surprised Icon You’ve never been on the Internet?!
Marv Icon I played a video slot machine once, does that count?

End[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Happy Icon Wow, that was the weirdest ten minutes I ever spent.
Moe Icon Uh, you were on the Internet for two days.
Marv Surprised Icon Fake news!

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Sad Icon It’s no use, I can’t compete with the Internet.
Marv Icon If I was up against a regular store, I’d just douse their mattresses with Hungarian Mattress Gnashers...
Marv Icon But how do you attack the Internet?
Moe Sneaky Icon You gotta go old school and break their thumbs.
Marv Icon Huh?
Moe Icon Hit the thumbs-down button and give ‘em bad reviews!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Icon I down-voted them with a hundred fake aliases, but it doesn’t seem to do much good.
Moe Surprised Icon What are you talking about, you drove their rating down to 2-out-of-5 stars!
Marv Surprised Icon Yeah, and it’s still a higher rating than my store!

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 4[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Sad Icon It’s no use, my mattress store is ruin’t.
Marv Sad Icon Once Dad finds out I squandered the family business, he’s gonna cut me out of his will.
Marv Sad Icon Or worse, he’s gonna cut me out of our old mattress commercials.
Moe Icon Hey, why don’t we shoot one last commercial together!
Marv Sad Icon What’s the point?
Moe Icon What do we got to lose, besides a bunch of money and our dignity?

End[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Confused Icon Whoa, Moe! Are you okay? You fell pretty hard off those mattresses.
Moe Hurt Icon I’m fine, I’m wearin’ leather.
Marv Sad Icon My commercial is ruined!

Brothers and Box Springs Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Confused Icon Hey, what are all these people doing in my store?
Moe Sad Icon They’re here to buy mattresses, dummy.
Moe Icon Our commercial was so terrible that it went viral!
Marv Angry Icon You mean these people all think I’m a joke?! I’ll show them!
Moe Icon Whoa, whoa, whoa, put your shoe back on. You can loafer smack ‘em *after* they buy a queen set for only one hundred and forty-nine dollars.
Marv Happy Icon Wow, I just sold five memory foams. I’m gonna remember this day forever!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Marv Happy Icon I sold more mattresses today than the Water Damage Super Sale after that hurricane.
Moe Worried Icon Uh, yeah, me too.
Marv Angry Icon You bought one of those online mattresses, didn’t you?!
Moe Icon I couldn’t resist! It was too convenient! Free in-home delivery!
Marv Angry Icon I’m gonna shoe-smack you so hard!

Gallery[]

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