Brandine

“	I'm one of them "Premium" characters? This must be how Reba feels.	”
	— Brandine's Unlock Message

Brandine Spuckler is a premium, limited time, character in The Simpsons: Tapped Out who was released with the Valentine's Day 2014 Event. She is a unique character, as she can be set on jobs to unlock other characters.

About[]

Brandine and Cletus are both stereotypical representatives of so-called “trailer trash.” Brandine and Cletus were married by Homer despite the fact that they are oft-insinuated to be related (siblings, cousins, each other's parents, and aunt/uncle), once noted when she said to Cletus, "You are the most wonderful husband, and son, I ever had," as well as when she complained they should kiss in front of her parents and Cletus said, "They's my parents too.". It is also implied that she was divorced four times prior to her marriage to Cletus.

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Jobs[]

Regular[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Clean Up Nature Using Nature	75	30s	Springfield Dump
Stab Possums	105 26	60m	Cletus' Farm
Gather Metal	15	60m	Metal Depot
Prepare her "Something" Stew	260 70	4h	Cletus' Farm
Pick Up Supplies	420 105	8h	Moe's Tavern
Carry a Food Baby	525 130	10h	-
Watch Real Sister-wives of Shelbyville	600 150	12h	Brown House
Defend Springfield from Terrorists	1000 225	24h	-

Level Quest Based[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Marvel at Maison Derriere's Decor	60 15	30m	Maison Derriere	All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3
Learn How to Access Browsing History	350 90	6h	The Java Server	All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 4

Limited Time[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Prepare a Moonshine Bath	225 55	6h	Cletus' Farm	O'Flan-again Pt. 7
Go On a Date With Cletus	30 105	8h	Cletus, Luigi's	Kiss My Grits Pt. 5
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500 110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600 150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1
Birth Another Spuckler	45000 11250	90d	-	Spuckler Kid

Dialogue[]

When Sent on Birth Another Spuckler Task[]

Character	Dialogue
	90 days? Excuse me, Mrs. Spuckler, but isn't the human gestational period nine months?
	Brandine ain't had a nine month pregnancy since she went swimming outside the Nuke-lar plant.
	It's like my baby oven is now a microwave.

Trivia[]

From Season 7, Episode 3 “Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily”.
Brandine's 90d task Birth Another Spuckler, which, when completed, awards the player with a new character, can be skipped for 30 Donuts. The task can only be completed 3 times (giving a new character each time). It is also, by far, the longest task of any character.