August 19, 2014
Boxed In is a questline featuring Boxingham Palace and Goblin Bart from the Clash of Clones 2014 Event.
Boxed In Pt. 1
Gold (1400) Build the Boxingham Palace
Boxed In Pt. 2
Goblin Bart Loot
Boxed In Pt. 3
Collect Gold (2100)
Upgrade Goblin Bart to Level 2 Make Goblin Bart Pillage Teacher’s Fridge
-- -- 8h
Boxed In Pt. 4
Place 3 Cardboard Decorations
Make Goblin Bart check for Traps Upgrade Boxingham Palace
Boxed In Pt. 5
Place 9 Cardboard Decorations
Upgrade Boxingham Palace to level 10
"Hey, where's my castle? I wanna castle."
"I built my own castle."
"BOY AM MORE WEAK THAN GIRL! MAYBE ME SELL YOU TO CANDY CRUSH GAME FOR CANDY!" "If you want man castle, build castle like man!"
"Darn. What's the laziest possible way for me to get my own castle? Laziest possible way..."
"Hey Barbarian who is clearly Dad, you need any help stealing?"
"I've already got an army of nerds that blindly follow my orders. Why do I need you?"
"Don't you need a roguish master of stealth with a heart of gold?"
"No but I could use a greedy selfish little thief."
"Alright! Let's get stealing."
"Looting. We call it looting."
"What's the difference?"
"Oh, man. All that running around looting is tiring. I’ve been hard at it for hours and hours — but anything’s better than work." "I wish there was a way to make this easier. You know, on account of my laziness."
"Did somebody say… upgrades!"
"I think you did earlier, but no one really edits this stuff very carefully."
"Alright, my upgraded little hooligan. The most important job of a thief is to go in first and set off the traps."
"No, no, let me explain. That way when you are killed, we don’t lose anyone important."
"But I don’t want to be a minesweeper."
" Of course not, nobody wants that. What we want is a trap-setter-offer. Again, so no one of value is hurt."