Boxed In is a questline featuring Boxingham Palace and Goblin Bart from the Clash of Clones 2014 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time
Boxed In Pt. 1 Collect Gold (1400)
Build the Boxingham Palace
Boxed In Pt. 2 Make Goblin Bart Loot 12h
Boxed In Pt. 3 Collect Gold (2100)
Upgrade Goblin Bart to Level 2
Make Goblin Bart Pillage Teacher’s Fridge
Boxed In Pt. 4 Place 3 Cardboard Decorations
Make Goblin Bart check for Traps
Upgrade Boxingham Palace
Boxed In Pt. 5

Place 9 Cardboard Decorations

Upgrade Boxingham Palace to level 10


Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Boxed In Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Hey, where's my castle? I wanna castle."
Archer Lisa Icon.png "I built my own castle."
"If you want man castle, build castle like man!"
Bart Icon.png "Darn. What's the laziest possible way for me to get my own castle? Laziest possible way..."

Boxed In Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png "Hey Barbarian who is clearly Dad, you need any help stealing?"
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "I've already got an army of nerds that blindly follow my orders. Why do I need you?"
Bart Icon.png "Don't you need a roguish master of stealth with a heart of gold?"
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "No but I could use a greedy selfish little thief."
Goblin Bart Icon.png "Alright! Let's get stealing."
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "Looting. We call it looting."
Goblin Bart Icon.png "What's the difference?"
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "No difference."

Boxed In Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Goblin Bart Icon.png "Oh, man. All that running around looting is tiring. I’ve been hard at it for hours and hours — but anything’s better than work."
"I wish there was a way to make this easier. You know, on account of my laziness."
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "Did somebody say… upgrades!"
Goblin Bart Icon.png "I think you did earlier, but no one really edits this stuff very carefully."

Boxed In Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "Alright, my upgraded little hooligan. The most important job of a thief is to go in first and set off the traps."
Goblin Bart Icon.png "Huh?"
Barbarian Homer Icon.png "No, no, let me explain. That way when you are killed, we don’t lose anyone important."
Goblin Bart Icon.png "But I don’t want to be a minesweeper."
Barbarian Homer Icon.png " Of course not, nobody wants that. What we want is a trap-setter-offer. Again, so no one of value is hurt."

Boxed In Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

No Dialogue

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