Botched Ball

Botched Ball
Content Update	Bart Royale 2018 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	January 23, 2018
Number of Quests	5

Botched Ball is a premium side questline that was released on January 23, 2018, for Bart Royale 2018 Event. It requires the premium character Erik.

Quest

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Botched Ball Pt. 1	Make Erik Take on Bart	3h	100 10	Erik
Botched Ball Pt. 2	Make Erik Practice Dodgeball	4h	100 10	Erik
Botched Ball Pt. 3	Make Erik Get Interviewed by School Paper (requires Lisa) Make Erik Get Interviewed by Channel 6 News	4h 4h	100 10	Erik
Botched Ball Pt. 4	Make Erik Blow Off Some Energy Make Lisa Test the Drink Cup	2h 8h	100 10	Erik
Botched Ball Pt. 5	Make Erik Sit Out a Game	4h	200 20	Erik

Dialogue

Botched Ball Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Hey, Bart! Want to have a game of one-on-one dodgeball?
	Sure, get rid of Milhouse so you can't make some luck catch off his face.
	I make face catches like that in my sleep.
	Face catches are weak!
	Not when they're coming off your face!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Hey Kid! I was just passing by when I happened to look up from my champagne bottle and saw some of your sweet moves.
	I've been planning to put together a sports team, and I think you could be just the ticket to kicking it off.
	A dodgeball team?
	Is that what this is? Well, as long as it's got an international circuit to promote that's all that matter.

Botched Ball Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Okay, Mr. Sweet. What's the first item on our trip to the top?
	First is the training montage. Run around town practicing your skills. Set it to some music so everyone is inspired by how hard you're working.
	Um, okay. But people don't really practice dodgeball outside of a court.
	Everything can be practiced outside. Now show me some hustle!

All Objectives Started

Character	Dialogue
	Maybe this isn't so bad. *hits dodgeball*
	*smack*
	Hey!
	Uh, sorry! I'll throw it this way.
	Did someone get the license plate of that truck?
	This is going to be a long training...

Botched Ball Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	What's next in my rise to the top?
	Gotta build excitement for your debut.
	We need press all over town to reach an audience of your peers.
	But my peers are all kids. They don't get all over town.
	Hmm, true. I guess we have to just double-down on the adult press.
	Do adults even watch news anymore?
	The ones with lots of money to throw around at sport events do!

End

Character	Dialogue
	I think that went well. Here, have a drink. This will keep your energy up.
	*drinks* Thanks Mr. Sweet.
	Whew, that's got a dodgeball-size kick.
	What was in that?

Botched Ball Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	All-right-already-already-all-right! Let's dodge some ball! Dodge ball! Dodge that ball!
	I could dodge the sun right now. Dodge-spin-dodge-jump. Dodge ball!
	Erik, have you been taking performance enhancing substances?
x100px]]	Drugs? I-don't-take-drugs. What-makes-you-think-I-take-drugs? Drugs are for slugs. Did I make that up? I'm awesome!
	You're kind of wired and talking nonsense.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Here's your test, Lisa. Let's see what we have.
	I hate reading science. Tri...methyl...xan...
	Oh God, the kid's on meth! Just remember, I called it first!
	Let me see that.
	Caffeine. The words you can't pronounce are the chemical formula of caffeine.

Botched Ball Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Mr. Sweet? I think I need another drink. I'm really crashing here.
	Don't do it, Erik! Mr. Sweet has been feeding you caffeine!
	But that's a banned substance in elementary dodgeball competition!
	Aye it is, and such a violation comes with extreme penalties. Bring him to the whipping stone!
	Too harsh, Willie. The penalty is one-game suspension.
	I never get to use me whipping stone.

End

Character	Dialogue
	My professional dodgeball career is over.
	Don't sweat it. Some football kid will get caught throwing a game to cover his dad's gambling addiction and they'll forget all about this.
	I guess that gives me time to work on my game. I wonder if Bart's up for another?