Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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Book of Machinations Pt. 1
| Make Burns Summon a Forgotten God
| 4h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
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Book of Machinations Pt. 2
| Make Burns Pick a Name From His Hat
| 60m
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
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Book of Machinations Pt. 3
| Make Burns Search for an Occult Terror
| 8h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
Book of Machinations Pt. 4
| Make Burns Summon Swr'glthun
| 4h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
|
Book of Machinations Pt. 5
| Read from the Necronomicon (3x)
| 4h
| 100
10
| Mr. Burns
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Character
| Dialogue
|
| "Now, what evil shall I summon first?"
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| "I know! I'll open my trusty Necronomicon, close my eyes and point to a name at random."
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| "I call forth..."
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| "I hope I'm pronouncing this right..."
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| "Khnasec!"
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Character
| Dialogue
|
| "Now, my amorphous servant, fly into the night sky, tumult in your wake, and bring about a dystopia such as this planet has never seen!"
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| "Nah, I don't wanna do that."
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| "But... you're... hellspawn. You love chaos and pain."
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| "Yes, I like doing stuff like that. I just don't wanna do it for you."
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| "But I summoned you. You are my slave."
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| "True. But I'm Khnasec the Insubordinate. My whole deal is disobeying orders from my superior. So..."
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| "Useless! Just go away."
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| "Nope. I'm staying."
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| "SHUT UP!"
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| "La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!"
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Character
| Dialogue
|
| "That was a lesson learned. I have to be more careful in choosing which nightmare to summon into my presence."
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| "I shall leave the choice to an advisor..."
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| "Whose name I shall pick out of this hat."
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Character
| Dialogue
|
| "Homer Simpson. I need you to consult my book of evil and find me a name..."
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| "I don't need a book, I can come up with names for you. Let's see... Burnsy... Spot-head... Skeletor..."
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| "No! I need you to read and research the Book Of Evil and find a suitable entity to do my bidding."
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| "Read and research, huh?"
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| "Would you be cool knowing my 8-year-old daughter did the work, or do you want me to pretend that I did it?"
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| "Bah, I'll do it myself!"
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Character
| Dialogue
|
| "Oooh, what a vast and varied selection of evils!"
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| "The challenge is choosing just one!"
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| "Ah, but Swr'glthun the Star-Eater..."
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| "This is a demon after my own heart!"
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| "I'll have to put extra security around the heart vault. The entire organ repository for that matter."
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| "Still... I summon him!"
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Character
| Dialogue
|
| "As your summoner, I command you to achieve what I could not..."
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| "Obliterate the sun!"
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| "As my master wishes!"
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| "There. It is done."
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| "Um... I'm sorry, I still see the sun. It's right there."
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| "Yes, but the process of annihilation has begun! It will no longer bother you in just 5 million years."
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| "Excellent!"
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| "Until then, let's act as if nothing is going on."
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Character
| Dialogue
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| "Now, what other trouble can I stir up..."
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