Bonsai Vivant is the second part of the Level 44 update.
Quests[]
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1
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Make Database Plant Bonsai
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Database
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12h
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2
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Make Database Prune Bonsai
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Database
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12h
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3
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Make Database Re-pot Bonsai
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Database
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12h
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Dialogue[]
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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"Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has."
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"I fear Ham is lost for all eternity."
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"I'd really like to, Data…Data…"
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"Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted."
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"You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks."
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"They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens."
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"Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for."
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"...Is it wheezing?"
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"Bonsai!"
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"Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss."
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2[]
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"Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends."
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"In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen."
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"Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
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...
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"Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment."
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...
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"Quiet, Bonnie!"
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"And you better not scream when I prune you."
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"It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system."
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End[]
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Dialogue
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!!!
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Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3[]
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Dialogue
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"Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie."
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"Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?"
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"May I be of service, sad weirdo?"
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"As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai."
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"My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography."
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"Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai."
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"As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there."
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"Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours."
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End[]
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"Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper."
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"That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here."
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"As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content."
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Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.
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”
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— In Game Message
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Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.
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”
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— In Game Message
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