"Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends." "In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen." "Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
"Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment."
"Quiet, Bonnie!" "And you better not scream when I prune you." "It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system."
"Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper."
"That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here." "As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content."
Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.
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Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.