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Bonsai Vivant is the second part of the Level 44 update.
Quests
Dialogue
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1
Start
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2
Start
End
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3
Start
End
Quests
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| Quest | Requirements | Triggered By | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1 | Make Database Plant Bonsai | Database | 12h |
| Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2 | Make Database Prune Bonsai | Database | 12h |
| Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3 | Make Database Re-pot Bonsai | Database | 12h |
DialogueEdit
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| "Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has." |
| "I fear Ham is lost for all eternity." |
| "I'd really like to, Data…Data…" |
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| "Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted." |
| "You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks." |
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| "They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens." |
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| "Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for." |
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| "...Is it wheezing?" |
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| "Bonsai!" |
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| "Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss." |
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends." |
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| "In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen." |
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| "Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent? |
| ... |
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| "Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment." |
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| ... |
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| "Quiet, Bonnie!" |
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| "And you better not scream when I prune you." |
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| "It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| !!! |
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3Edit
StartEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie." |
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| "Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?" |
| "May I be of service, sad weirdo?" |
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| "As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai." |
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| "My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography." |
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| "Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai." |
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| "As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there." |
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| "Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours." |
EndEdit
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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| "Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper." |
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| "That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here." |
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| "As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content." |
| “ | Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo. | ” |
— In Game Message
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| “ | Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu. | ” |
— In Game Message
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