Bonsai Vivant is the second part of the Level 44 update.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1 Make Database Plant Bonsai Database 12h
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2 Make Database Prune Bonsai Database 12h
Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3 Make Database Re-pot Bonsai Database 12h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Database Icon.png "Lisa! Want to spend time bonding as social equals? You're the only Superfriend this town has."
Database Sad Icon.png "I fear Ham is lost for all eternity."
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png "I'd really like to, Data…Data…"
Database Icon.png "Database! Like the structured assemblage of information that can be sorted, modified, and deleted."
Lisa Icon.png "You seem neat and all, but I need to get to Honest John's. I want to buy up their USB memory sticks."
Lisa Icon.png "They'll be valuable, vintage collectibles once the aughts nostalgia craze happens."
Database Icon.png "Oh. Okay. I guess I can focus on the hobby I'm famous for."
Lisa Icon.png "...Is it wheezing?"
Database Icon.png "Bonsai!"
Database Icon.png "Haven't you noticed whenever Bart's skateboarding or you're rejecting Milhouse, I'm in the background, next to a tiny tree? It's impossible to miss."

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Database Icon.png "Ahhhh. Nothing is as relaxing as the ancient art of bonsai. It's way, WAY better than having friends."
Database Icon.png "In fact, there's a lot of scholarship about how plants can actually listen."
Database Icon.png "Are you eavesdropping on me right now, my baby Ent?
Bonsai.png ...
Database Icon.png "Well, dorks are cool nowadays, so I take your barbs as a compliment."
Bonsai.png ...
Database Sad Icon.png "Quiet, Bonnie!"
Database Sad Icon.png "And you better not scream when I prune you."
Database Icon.png "It's no worse than a haircut, if hair were connected to the nervous system."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bonsai.png !!!

Bonsai Vivant Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Database Icon.png "Oh, you came out nice, Bonnie."
Database Icon.png "Now where can I get an ethnologically accurate pot to place you in?"
Akira Icon.png "May I be of service, sad weirdo?"
Akira Icon.png "As a Japanese person who does many Japanese-y things, I know much about bonsai."
Akira Icon.png "My country created the practice to take our minds off tentacle pornography."
Database Icon.png "Actually, bonsai originated in China, where it is called penjing or penzai."
Database Icon.png "As early as the 6th century, diplomats took samples back to Japan and replanted the art form there."
Akira Icon.png "Well, when my ancestors stole the idea, they yelled, “No backsies!” So it's pretty much ours."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Database Icon.png "Thank you, Akira. You've really Japanesed up my little tree something proper."
Akira Icon.png "That's what I'm here for. Unless... I am not here."
Akira Icon.png "As the famous Zen proverb explains: rain cannot make a flower grow nor wind fill a sail, if it has not been purchased from in-app premium content."
Get Akira from the Build Menu to grow more Bonsai at the Happy Sumo.
— In Game Message
Or purchase Bonsai for a few donuts each in the Build Menu.
— In Game Message
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