Boat House (quest)

Boat House is a side questline that was released on December 14, 2018, during Act 2 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium building Boat House.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Rewards	Triggered By
Boat House Pt. 1	Make Sea Captain Terrify With Tales of the Deep	4h	100 10	Auto
Boat House Pt. 2	Make Sea Captain Look Through His Spyglass	8h	200 20	Auto

Character	Dialogue
	Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in!
	We're all gonna die!
	...he said, not knowing what "nor'easter" is, but assuming the worst...
	It means a big storm.
	A tempest that devours all, gorging on the souls of the damned! Sending ships and fish alike to watery graves!
	In that case, we might want to stock up on extra batteries.
	Aye, and canned veggies, too! Plus, it's always sensible to have a gas-powered generator on hand! They be affordable!
	Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye...

Character	Dialogue
	I've seen kraken tear mighty vessels apart with its tentacles. 'Twas a movie whose name escapes me at the moment.
	But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship's captain. Of that I be sure!
	Can the kraken get into our house? So long as we don't invite him in, he can't enter, right?
	Homer, kraken are a myth. Besides, they live in the sea. We're on the land.
	What about when I take a bath? Can the kraken get me there?!
	well, it didn't happen in the film, but sure, probably. I imagine the kraken would like nothing better to pull you to the icy depths of the tub.
	Stop scaring my husband!

Character	Dialogue
	The fools doubt that the kraken be real.
	But I keep vigil from the prow of my boat house, ready to raise the alarm when the creature rises.
	The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep.

Character	Dialogue
	I saw it!
	The kraken?!
	Yarrr. It beat the sea into a froth, commanding the wind and rain with primal sorcery.
	I stared calmly into its hundred eyes speaking incantations in a long-dead tongue, casting it back to the deeps.
	And that's why the nor'easter petered out and all we got was a light drizzle.
	So I don't need all these batteries I bought, huh?
	Yarrr. You can never have enough batteries. Bit of old sea wisdom for ye.