Boat House is a side questline that was released on December 14, 2018, during Act 2 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium building Boat House.
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Boat House Pt. 1
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Make Sea Captain Terrify With Tales of the Deep
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4h
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100
10
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Auto
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Boat House Pt. 2
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Make Sea Captain Look Through His Spyglass
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8h
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200
20
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Auto
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Dialogue
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Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in!
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We're all gonna die!
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...he said, not knowing what "nor'easter" is, but assuming the worst...
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It means a big storm.
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A tempest that devours all, gorging on the souls of the damned! Sending ships and fish alike to watery graves!
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In that case, we might want to stock up on extra batteries.
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Aye, and canned veggies, too! Plus, it's always sensible to have a gas-powered generator on hand! They be affordable!
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Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye...
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Character
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Dialogue
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I've seen kraken tear mighty vessels apart with its tentacles. 'Twas a movie whose name escapes me at the moment.
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But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship's captain. Of that I be sure!
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Can the kraken get into our house? So long as we don't invite him in, he can't enter, right?
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Homer, kraken are a myth. Besides, they live in the sea. We're on the land.
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What about when I take a bath? Can the kraken get me there?!
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well, it didn't happen in the film, but sure, probably. I imagine the kraken would like nothing better to pull you to the icy depths of the tub.
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Stop scaring my husband!
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Dialogue
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The fools doubt that the kraken be real.
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But I keep vigil from the prow of my boat house, ready to raise the alarm when the creature rises.
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The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep.
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Character
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Dialogue
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I saw it!
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The kraken?!
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Yarrr. It beat the sea into a froth, commanding the wind and rain with primal sorcery.
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I stared calmly into its hundred eyes speaking incantations in a long-dead tongue, casting it back to the deeps.
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And that's why the nor'easter petered out and all we got was a light drizzle.
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So I don't need all these batteries I bought, huh?
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Yarrr. You can never have enough batteries. Bit of old sea wisdom for ye.
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