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Boat House is a side questline that was released on December 14, 2018, during Act 2 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium building Boat House.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Rewards Triggered By
Boat House Pt. 1 Make Sea Captain Terrify With Tales of the Deep 4h Cash100
XP10
Auto
Boat House Pt. 2 Make Sea Captain Look Through His Spyglass 8h Cash200
XP20
Auto

Dialogue Edit

Boat House Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in!
Homer Horrified Icon We're all gonna die!
Homer Icon ...he said, not knowing what "nor'easter" is, but assuming the worst...
Marge Icon It means a big storm.
Sea Captain Icon A tempest that devours all, gorging on the souls of the damned! Sending ships and fish alike to watery graves!
Marge Surprised Icon In that case, we might want to stock up on extra batteries.
Sea Captain Icon Aye, and canned veggies, too! Plus, it's always sensible to have a gas-powered generator on hand! They be affordable!
Sea Captain Icon Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye...

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon I've seen kraken tear mighty vessels apart with its tentacles. 'Twas a movie whose name escapes me at the moment.
Sea Captain Icon But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship's captain. Of that I be sure!
Homer Scared Icon Can the kraken get into our house? So long as we don't invite him in, he can't enter, right?
Marge Serious Icon Homer, kraken are a myth. Besides, they live in the sea. We're on the land.
Homer Scared Icon What about when I take a bath? Can the kraken get me there?!
Sea Captain Icon well, it didn't happen in the film, but sure, probably. I imagine the kraken would like nothing better to pull you to the icy depths of the tub.
Marge Serious Icon Stop scaring my husband!

Boat House Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon The fools doubt that the kraken be real.
Sea Captain Icon But I keep vigil from the prow of my boat house, ready to raise the alarm when the creature rises.
Sea Captain Icon The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Sea Captain Icon I saw it!
Homer Horrified Icon The kraken?!
Sea Captain Aghast Icon Yarrr. It beat the sea into a froth, commanding the wind and rain with primal sorcery.
Sea Captain Icon I stared calmly into its hundred eyes speaking incantations in a long-dead tongue, casting it back to the deeps.
Sea Captain Icon And that's why the nor'easter petered out and all we got was a light drizzle.
Marge Annoyed Icon So I don't need all these batteries I bought, huh?
Sea Captain Icon Yarrr. You can never have enough batteries. Bit of old sea wisdom for ye.

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