Your honor, I move to dismiss this unlock message forthwith.
— Blue-Haired Lawyer's unlock message

Blue-Haired Lawyer is a premium character introduced with the level 38 update. He costs 90 donuts, and is a part of the Legal Eagles collection.

Since April 2015, he can be obtained with a Mystery Box, which makes him rival Squeaky Voice Teen and Kearney as the easiest premium character to get for free.

About Edit

The Blue Haired Lawyer is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, and nasal New York accent. He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge.

His most prominent client is Mr. Burns, but he has worked for Fat Tony, Disneyland, the Sea Captain, the Frying Dutchman, Sideshow Bob, Roger Meyers Jr. and the Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Movementarians, the estate of Charlie Chaplin and the estate of Jimmy Durante, and even his past and occasional rivals, The Simpsons!

Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki

Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Craft Disclaimers Ads Indicator2
16m Marketing Agency Nope
Shop at Kwik E Mart Cash105
60m Kwik-E-Mart Nope
Dine at the Truffle Cash175
2h Gilded Truffle Nope
Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Cash260
4h Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Nope
Look Unimpressed Cash420
8h - Check
Attend Church Cash600
12h First Church of Springfield Nope
Deliver Lawsuits Cash1000
24h Shops Check

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash260
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7 Nope
Attend Negotiations Cash260
4h Court House The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6 Nope
Prosecute Krusty Cash260
4h Court House Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3 Nope
Hatch Plans with Homer Cash600
12h Simpson House The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2 Nope
Storm Police Station Cash600
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope
Protest Cash1000
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Drink Craft Beer Cash260
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope
Enjoy a St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash500
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye the Town Green Pt. 6 Nope
Train for a St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope

Jobs Involved Edit

Regular Jobs

Mr. Burns

  • Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride - 16h

Dialogue Edit

When obtained with a Mystery Box.

Character: Blue Haired Lawyer Dialogue
Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon Guess I just came into this game pro bono.

Quotes Edit

When selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"I talking to you...." "I think we may have a case here." "Now I'll never make a partner." "Oh Dear God! I hope my other lawsuits are okay."
"I'm taking you to court." "Lawyers rule...non-lawyers drool!!!" "Ow! My lawyer head." "Geez, I take a nap and look what happens."
"Crush! Kill! Litigate!"
"I'll sue everybody."

Trivia Edit

Gallery Edit

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