| “ | Your honor, I move to dismiss this unlock message forthwith. | ” |
— Blue-Haired Lawyer's unlock message
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Blue-Haired Lawyer is a premium character introduced with the level 38 update. He costs 90 donuts, and is a part of the Legal Eagles collection.
Since April 2015, he can be obtained with a Mystery Box, which makes him rival Squeaky Voice Teen and Kearney as the easiest premium character to get for free.
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About[edit | edit source]
The Blue Haired Lawyer is Springfield's most prominent lawyer known for his pasty face, blue hair, and nasal New York accent. He is one of Mr. Burns' lawyers. Many times, he has shown up when the Simpsons are in court (usually on the opponent's side) and quite often makes good points and wins over the judge.
His most prominent client is Mr. Burns, but he has worked for Fat Tony, Disneyland, the Sea Captain, the Frying Dutchman, Sideshow Bob, Roger Meyers Jr. and the Itchy & Scratchy Studios, Movementarians, the estate of Charlie Chaplin and the estate of Jimmy Durante, and even his past and occasional rivals, The Simpsons!
- Read the full article here at Simpsons Wiki
Jobs[edit | edit source]
Regular Jobs
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Craft Disclaimers |  2 8
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16m | Marketing Agency | 
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| Shop at Kwik E Mart |  10526
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60m | Kwik-E-Mart |
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| Dine at the Truffle | 17540
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2h | Gilded Truffle |
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| Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace | 26070
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4h | Jake's Unisex Hair Palace |
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| Look Unimpressed | 420105
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8h | - | 
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| Attend Church | 600150
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12h | First Church of Springfield |
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| Deliver Lawsuits to Local Businesses | 1000225
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24h | Shops |
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Quest Based Jobs
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Attend Court Hearing | 26070
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4h | Court House | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7 |
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| Attend Negotiations | 26070
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4h | Court House | The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6 |
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| Prosecute Krusty | 26070
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4h | Court House | Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 3 |
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| Hatch Plans with Homer | 600150
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12h | Simpson House | The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2 |
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| Storm Police Station | 600150
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12h | Police Station | Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 |
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| Protest | 1000225
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24h | Channel 6 | Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 |
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Limited Time
| Task | Rewards | Time | Requires | Quest | Visual |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Drink Craft Beer | 26070
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4h | O'Flanagan's Pub | O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 |
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| Enjoy a St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 500110
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16h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Dye the Town Green Pt. 6 |
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| Train for a St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash | 600150
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24h | O'Flanagan's Pub | Training Day Pt. 1 |
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Jobs Involved[edit | edit source]
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
When obtained with a Mystery Box.
| Character: Blue Haired Lawyer | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Guess I just came into this game pro bono. |
Quotes[edit | edit source]
| When selected | When sent on a good job | When sent on a bad job | When collecting from a job |
|---|---|---|---|
| "I object...to talking to you...." | "I think we may have a case here." | "Now I'll never make a partner." | "Oh Dear God! I hope my other lawsuits are okay." |
| "I'm taking you to court." | "Lawyers rule...non-lawyers drool!!!" | "Ow! My lawyer head." | "Geez, I take a nap and look what happens." |
| "Crush! Kill! Litigate!" | |||
| "I'll sue everybody." |
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Since the The Kids Are All Fight Promotional update on April 22, 2015, Blue-Haired Lawyer's job Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses is now located at any Shop.
- Unlike most permanent characters, he isn't involved at all in the Terwilligers 2015 Event; he's not part of any of the Terwilligers Character Groups even after helping Sideshow Bob.
- When obtained through a Mystery Box, a short dialogue will appear.
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