Blood is Thinner Than Gravy
November 14, 2018
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy is a limited time questline released on November 14, 2018. It was the main questline of the Thanksgiving 2018 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1
Make Homer Ignore Moe's Cry for Help Collect Meals (x50)
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 2
Make Moe Avoid His Family Collect Meals (x100)
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 3
Make Moe Spend Thanksgiving at the Simpsons Collect Meals (x250)
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 4
Make Minnie Drink and Help Marge in the Kitchen Collect Meals (x200)
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 5
Make Minnie and Moe Have a Shoe Fight Prep Meals (x300)
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 6
Make Simpsons Visit Taste of Springfield (x3) Make Szyslaks Visit Taste of Springfield (x3)
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1 Edit
Ah, my favorite time of the month: Calendar Flipping Day.
This calendar next to it to lets me know when to flip the page.
Wow, the whole month of November, and not one social event written down. Not even Thanksgiving dinner.
Yeah, I keep my life extra lonely to, uh, save on ink...
Yeah, sure. I'm living the American Dream.
I think I understand what you’re hinting at, Moe.
Sure! You’re more than welcome to use my pen in case someone invites you over!
Least I can use the pen to sign the foreclosure papers on my house.
Aw nuts, it doesn’t work.
Speaking of not working, retired life is treating me great!
How’d you get in here?!
Also speaking of not working, your lock is broken.
Dad already used that set-up, dummy!
Now my whole family's here?! And they’re doing shtick?!
This is worse than spending every waking moment of my existence alone.
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 2 Edit
And here I thought making this bar look family-friendly would've scared you rodents off.
Why would you start a "family business" without involving your family?
‘Cause none of your business!
But I know all the ins and outs: stab your enemy and move the knife in and out.
I don’t got time to talk to youse. I gotta do something much less off-putting: clean the terlets.
I thought bringing back Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag would bring families to me on the holidays.
Instead all I get are these childless millennials that only order avocado toast.
Eh, at least I can pass off these spoiled potatoes as avocados.
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 3 Edit
Homer, what I’m about to say isn’t easy for me...
You’re leaving me?! Please, baby, I can change!
Oh, who am I kidding, I can’t change. You’re better off without me--
I’m not leaving! I was going to say you should invite Moe to Thanksgiving!
Glad to know you’d give up on our marriage so fast...
Baby, I can change! Actually, maybe you’re better off--
Just ask Moe to dinner!
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 4 Edit
This is quite a lovely event you’ve planned, Marge. Where’d you hire these tiny butlers?
They’re my children.
You think I could book ‘em for my Uncensored Russian Dash Cam Car Accident movie night?
I start at fifty dollars a day, plus expenses.
No! Minnie, why don’t you help me in the kitchen?
I don’t cook -- I usually drink my dinner -- but I suppose I could learn to do both.
I gotta tell ya, I’m pretty useless in the kitchen.
You must have some skills. Have you ever peeled a carrot or diced an onion?
I’ve peeled out in a car after cheating at dice against a guy named Onion...
Kinda convenient the guy’s name was Onion...
Let’s just start with some stirring.
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 5 Edit
Everything is delicious, Midge! What’s your secret?
Ask your sister. She was quite the helper!
Wow, Minnie, I’m impressed. I woulda thought you’d be in there cookin’ up drugs or something!
When Marge turned her back, I stirred some pot in the pot.
That, and only that, explains why I’ve already eaten four helpings!
Minnie, you ruined dinner! That’s it, put your loafers up!
Stop! You’re getting shoe polish on my good napkins!
Sorry about that, Midge. We Szyslaks have our own code of justice.
Does it always involve shoe-slapping?!
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 6 Edit
This is terrible! All the Thanksgiving food has been spiked. Plus Minnie put drugs in the dinner before the shoe-fight.
Oh no, the kids!
Relax, I didn’t put any pot in the kid’s food.
I put ADD meds in theirs.
I just wrote essays about the first through tenth Thanksgivings!
Who cares about the boy’s education -- where are we going to get food?!
Well, we could go to the saddest place in town...
The homeless food pantry?
Sadder. The Taste of Springfield Festival on Thanksgiving day.
Job start Edit
This is awful. Our Thanksgiving tradition is ruined!
Look, they do wine tasting.
Ooh, maybe I can become one of those acceptable alcoholic moms!
Hooray for new Thanksgiving traditions!
Well, Minnie, you found a way to put your own twist on Thanksgiving.
It was violent, rage-filled, and borderline illegal, but ain’t that what this holiday is really about?
And you brought our family closer together...
We’re taking turns holding Mom’s hair back while she barfs up all that wine!
The main quest starting screen.