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Blood is Thinner Than Gravy is a limited time questline released on November 14, 2018. It was the main questline of the Thanksgiving 2018 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1 Make Homer Ignore Moe's Cry for Help
Collect Meals (x50)
4h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Auto
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 2 Make Moe Avoid His Family
Collect Meals (x100)
4h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Moe
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 3 Make Moe Spend Thanksgiving at the Simpsons
Collect Meals (x250)
4h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Marge
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 4 Make Minnie Drink and Help Marge in the Kitchen
Collect Meals (x200)
4h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Minnie
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 5 Make Minnie and Moe Have a Shoe Fight
Prep Meals (x300)
8h
3h
Cash 100
XP 10
Moe
Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 6 Make Simpsons Visit Taste of Springfield (x3)
Make Szyslaks Visit Taste of Springfield (x3)
8h
8h
Cash 200
XP 20
Marge

Dialogue Edit

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Ah, my favorite time of the month: Calendar Flipping Day.
Moe Icon This calendar next to it to lets me know when to flip the page.
Homer Icon Wow, the whole month of November, and not one social event written down. Not even Thanksgiving dinner.
Moe Icon Yeah, I keep my life extra lonely to, uh, save on ink...
Moe Icon Yeah, sure. I'm living the American Dream.
Homer Icon I think I understand what you’re hinting at, Moe.
Moe Icon You do?
Homer Icon Sure! You’re more than welcome to use my pen in case someone invites you over!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Least I can use the pen to sign the foreclosure papers on my house.
Moe Icon Aw nuts, it doesn’t work.
Morty Icon Speaking of not working, retired life is treating me great!
Moe Icon How’d you get in here?!
Marv Icon Also speaking of not working, your lock is broken.
Minnie Icon Dad already used that set-up, dummy!
Moe Icon Now my whole family's here?! And they’re doing shtick?!
Moe Icon This is worse than spending every waking moment of my existence alone.

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon And here I thought making this bar look family-friendly would've scared you rodents off.
Morty Icon Why would you start a "family business" without involving your family?
Moe Icon ‘Cause none of your business!
Morty Icon But I know all the ins and outs: stab your enemy and move the knife in and out.
Moe Icon I don’t got time to talk to youse. I gotta do something much less off-putting: clean the terlets.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon I thought bringing back Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag would bring families to me on the holidays.
Moe Icon Instead all I get are these childless millennials that only order avocado toast.
Moe Icon Eh, at least I can pass off these spoiled potatoes as avocados.

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Homer, what I’m about to say isn’t easy for me...
Homer Icon You’re leaving me?! Please, baby, I can change!
Homer Icon Oh, who am I kidding, I can’t change. You’re better off without me--
Marge Icon I’m not leaving! I was going to say you should invite Moe to Thanksgiving!
Homer Icon Oh.
Marge Icon Glad to know you’d give up on our marriage so fast...
Homer Icon Baby, I can change! Actually, maybe you’re better off--
Marge Icon Just ask Moe to dinner!

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Minnie Icon This is quite a lovely event you’ve planned, Marge. Where’d you hire these tiny butlers?
Marge Icon They’re my children.
Minnie Icon You think I could book ‘em for my Uncensored Russian Dash Cam Car Accident movie night?
Bart Icon I start at fifty dollars a day, plus expenses.
Marge Icon No! Minnie, why don’t you help me in the kitchen?
Minnie Icon I don’t cook -- I usually drink my dinner -- but I suppose I could learn to do both.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Minnie Icon I gotta tell ya, I’m pretty useless in the kitchen.
Marge Icon You must have some skills. Have you ever peeled a carrot or diced an onion?
Minnie Icon I’ve peeled out in a car after cheating at dice against a guy named Onion...
Marge Icon Kinda convenient the guy’s name was Onion...
Marge Icon Let’s just start with some stirring.

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Everything is delicious, Midge! What’s your secret?
Marge Icon Ask your sister. She was quite the helper!
Moe Icon Wow, Minnie, I’m impressed. I woulda thought you’d be in there cookin’ up drugs or something!
Minnie Icon I was!
Moe Icon Whaaaaa?
Minnie Icon When Marge turned her back, I stirred some pot in the pot.
Homer Icon That, and only that, explains why I’ve already eaten four helpings!
Moe Icon Minnie, you ruined dinner! That’s it, put your loafers up!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon Stop! You’re getting shoe polish on my good napkins!
Moe Icon Sorry about that, Midge. We Szyslaks have our own code of justice.
Marge Icon Does it always involve shoe-slapping?!
Moe Icon Yes.

Blood is Thinner Than Gravy Pt. 6 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon This is terrible! All the Thanksgiving food has been spiked. Plus Minnie put drugs in the dinner before the shoe-fight.
Marge Icon Oh no, the kids!
Minnie Icon Relax, I didn’t put any pot in the kid’s food.
Marge Icon Phew...
Minnie Icon I put ADD meds in theirs.
Bart Icon I just wrote essays about the first through tenth Thanksgivings!
Homer Icon Who cares about the boy’s education -- where are we going to get food?!
Moe Icon Well, we could go to the saddest place in town...
Homer Icon The homeless food pantry?
Moe Icon Sadder. The Taste of Springfield Festival on Thanksgiving day.

Job start Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon This is awful. Our Thanksgiving tradition is ruined!
Homer Icon Look, they do wine tasting.
Marge Icon Ooh, maybe I can become one of those acceptable alcoholic moms!
Marge Icon Hooray for new Thanksgiving traditions!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Well, Minnie, you found a way to put your own twist on Thanksgiving.
Moe Icon It was violent, rage-filled, and borderline illegal, but ain’t that what this holiday is really about?
Homer Icon And you brought our family closer together...
Bart Icon We’re taking turns holding Mom’s hair back while she barfs up all that wine!

Gallery Edit

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