Blarney Castle Quests was a collection of limited time quest during the St. Patrick's Day 2015 Event. They unlocked once the player accepted Gil's offer and purchased the Blarney Castle.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Icon Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Homer Sidebar.png The Greatest Prey Make Homer Hunt Leprechauns
Make Ned Hunt Leprechauns
Moe Sidebar.png Loose Lips*
* will only start if the player has Moe
Make Moe Act Like a Troll 8h Cash100

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

The Greatest Prey[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon.png "Looks like Springfield has finally got an old Irish castle! We're really moving up in the world. Unlike Shelbyville with its gimmicky Swiss Chalet."
Bart Icon.png "What are you going to do with an old Irish castle?"
Homer Icon.png "Millions of things! Like finally vanquish the most dangerous of foes."
Bart Confused Icon.png "Alcoholism? Because it would be really great if you could show up sober to my scout meetings."
Homer Sad Icon.png "No! Leprechauns!"
Leprechaun Icon.png "You'll never catch me, ya blubberin' potato sack!"
Homer Angry Icon.png " Flanders! Help me catch these heathen imps and I'll give your fly-fishing waders back."
Ned Icon.png "It would be nice to have dry pants for river baptisms."
Ned Icon.png "Plus any creatures not mentioned in the Bible are the devil's work - like dinosaurs and female politicians. It's a win-diddly-win!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Sad Icon.png "They got away! Why don't I ever get the things I ask other people to get for me?"
Ned Icon.png "Can I at least have my waders back?"
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png " What? Oh, I burned those months ago."

Loose Lips[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon.png "I hear loose-lipped dames are heading up to that Irish Castle to kiss a rock for good luck."
Moe Icon.png "And my face has been described as craggy, jagged, and coarse -- maybe I can get a kiss too!"
Moe Icon.png "Maybe I'll dress up like a troll and say I'm part of Irish folklore. They'll eat that up."
Barney Icon.png "Wow! Your troll make-up is fantastic!"
Moe Icon.png "I don't have any on yet. This is my face. My ugly face."
Barney Icon.png "Staying in character - I like it. Now, go meet some ladies and turn that frown upside down."
Moe Icon.png "This is me smiling. My ugly smile on my ugly face. And now to raise my already sky high self esteem by pretending to be a monster."
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