Black Friday 2016 Promotion

The Black Friday 2016 Promotion was the 3rd of the Black Friday sales since the game's release. It was released on November 25, 2016 at 8:00 AM (GMT), during The Most Dangerous Game 2016 Event, and lasted until November 28, 2016 at 8:00 AM (GMT) where the Cyber Monday deal started. Gil offered various premium items where some of the Donuts of the purchase were rebated. It is always after Thanksgiving.

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Black Friday

Every hour on Black Friday a new deal would become available. Each deal lasted for one hour until Cyber Monday when a new deal from Gil was offered.

November 25th

Time (GMT)	Name	Original Cost	Rebate	After Rebate
8-9am	Gorgeous Grampa Billboard	50	30	20
9-10am	Big Butt Skinner Balloon	110	30	80
10-11am	Murderhorn	250	125	125
11am-12pm	Old West Sign	35	10	25
12-1pm	Lotto 'N' Liquor (with Dewey Largo)	150	60	90
1-2pm	Willie's Tractor	35	15	20
2-3pm	Blarney Castle	115	40	75
3-4pm	Springfield Animal Shelter	60	20	40
4-5pm	Moe's House	110	30	80
5-6pm	Springfield Gorge (with Daredevil Bart)	250	125	125
6-7pm	Football Uprights	50	30	20
7-8pm	Santa's Little Helper	150	75	75
8-9pm	Gorgeous Grampa Billboard	50	30	20
9-10pm	Big Butt Skinner Balloon	110	30	80
10-11pm	Murderhorn	250	125	125
11pm-12am	Old West Sign	35	10	25

November 26th

Time (GMT)	Name	Original Cost	Rebate	After Rebate
12-1am	Lotto 'N' Liquor (with Dewey Largo)	150	60	90
1-2am	Willie's Tractor	35	15	20
2-3am	Blarney Castle	115	40	75
3-4am	Springfield Animal Shelter	60	20	40
4-5am	Moe's House	110	30	80
5-6am	Springfield Gorge (with Daredevil Bart)	250	125	125
6-7am	Football Uprights	50	30	20
7-8am	Santa's Little Helper	150	75	75
8-9am	Treasure Chest	85	35	50
9-10am	Statue of Burns	50	30	20
10-11am	Mansion of Solid Gold	250	125	125
11am-12pm	Space Shuttle Simulator	75	25	50
12-1pm	One Week Wonder Films	100	30	70
1-2pm	Burns Limo	40	10	30
2-3pm	Beach House	120	35	85
3-4pm	Duff Racer	45	15	30
4-5pm	Quimborghini	50	15	35
5-6pm	Rancho Relaxo (with Don Vittorio)	130	35	95
6-7pm	Gone Fission	85	30	55
7-8pm	Krusty's Mansion	110	25	90
8-9pm	Treasure Chest	85	35	50
9-10pm	Statue of Burns	50	30	20
10-11pm	Mansion of Solid Gold	250	125	125
11pm-12am	Space Shuttle Simulator	75	25	50

November 27th

Time (GMT)	Name	Original Cost	Rebate	After Rebate
12-1am	One Week Wonder Films	100	30	70
1-2am	Burns Limo	40	10	30
2-3am	Beach House	120	35	85
3-4am	Duff Racer	45	15	30
4-5am	Quimborghini	50	15	35
5-6am	Rancho Relaxo (with Don Vittorio)	130	35	95
6-7am	Gone Fission	85	30	55
7-8am	Krusty's Mansion	110	25	90
8-9am	Truckasaurus	225	100	125
9-10am	Frink's Mechano Spider	130	55	75
10-11am	Brutus	40	25	15
11am-12pm	Bandit Fort	200	90	110
12-1pm	Cannon	20	10	10
1-2pm	K9 Officer	45	15	30
2-3pm	Miniature Nuclear Warhead	45	15	30
3-4pm	Police Tank	60	15	45
4-5pm	Stock	10	5	5
5-6pm	Apu's Apocalypse Jeep	55	15	40
6-7pm	Catapult	85	40	45
7-8pm	It's A Wonderful Knife (with Gino Underdunk Terwilliger)	150	50	100
8-9pm	Truckasaurus	225	100	125
9-10pm	Frink's Mechano Spider	130	55	75
10-11pm	Brutus	40	25	15
11pm-12am	Bandit Fort	200	90	110

November 28th

Time (GMT)	Name	Original Cost	Rebate	After Rebate
12-1am	Cannon	20	10	10
1-2am	K9 Officer	45	15	30
2-3am	Miniature Nuclear Warhead	45	15	30
3-4am	Police Tank	60	15	45
4-5am	Stock	10	5	5
5-6am	Apu's Apocalypse Jeep	55	15	40
6-7am	Catapult	85	40	45
7-8am	It's A Wonderful Knife (with Gino Underdunk Terwilliger)	150	50	100

Cyber Monday

On November 28th at 8:00 AM (GMT), Gil introduced a new deal, the decoration Yard Work Simulator which unlocks C.H.U.M. for 175 Donuts. This deal in comparison to the Black Friday's one doesn't have a rebate and will last until December 1 at 8:00 AM (GMT).

Dialogue

The Purge... of High Prices!

Character	Dialogue
	What's that rumbling? Homer, are you brewing your own booze again?
	Not yet, but I soon will be because it's Black Friday: the day people riot for meager savings. Even on home brewing kits.
	Oh, no! That means...

Black Friday (Day 1)

Character	Dialogue
	Ol' Gil's back with more stuff than he can fit in his cardboard box slash house slash office slash fire hazard!
	How can you be a part of a capitalist practice that gets rowdy enough to have its own death count?
	There's very few deaths, just lots of light trampling. And if someone dies, I'm at their funeral, pocketing cheese cubes like there's no tomorrow.

Offer Ignored

Character	Dialogue
	Oh, it's just like the old Black Fridays, when they'd lay me off before the paychecks were cut. They said I wasn't worth the envelope.

After Making a Purchase

Character	Dialogue
	Thanks, crafty consumer! What better way to be thankful, than to have more THINGS to be thankful for! Materialism's the best… I've heard.

Black Friday (Day 2)

Character	Dialogue
	Ol' Gil's here to fan the flames with riot-provoking prices on things he can't afford!
	Black Friday exploits the desperation of the ninety-nine percent, making them scrap and fight for discounts of ten percent. Like everything, this is about injustice and math.
	Not today. I'm offering bargain basement prices! I got the idea because I once lived in a basement. Whenever it flooded or the radiator boiled over, I got myself a free bath!

Offer Ignored

Character	Dialogue
	But if you don't spend money, Big Business wins! More importantly, Gil loses!

After Making a Purchase

Character	Dialogue
	No better way to stick it to those fat cats than having Gil join their social elite. Speaking of, my Thanksgiving dinner last year was a fat cat.
	Tasted horrible.

Black Friday (Day 3)

Character	Dialogue
	It's Black Friday and ol' Gil is pulling out all the stops! Everything must go! Prices are being evicted just like I've been!
	This sale has gotten out of hand. I don't feel safe leaving my own home.
	Then oh boy, has Gil got the solution for you: arms and armaments, priced as low as your kids' allowance!

Offer Ignored

Character	Dialogue
	Don't blame me the next time you incite an angry mob and have no way of fending them off.
	That's how I lost my bindle. And my kidney.

After Making a Purchase

Character	Dialogue
	Nothing says "keep off the grass" like a weapon of mass destruction!

Domo Arigato

Character	Dialogue
	Well, we survived another Black Friday unscathed.
	I got a little scathed.
	Uh... aren't you guys forgetting something?

Cyber Monday

Character	Dialogue
	It's Cyber Monday! Because the one thing Black Friday needed was more of it!
	Haven't you done enough? This rampant consumerism has alienated us from all our friends. Or in my case, acquaintances.
	Who needs friends, when ol' Gil is selling the Friend two-point-oh! He's a companion, butler and paperweight, all rolled into one.

Offer Declined

Character	Dialogue
	Fine, who needs you! Gil will keep this little buddy for himself. You an' me will be inseparable, ol' chum.
	I'm not supposed to be here. Please reconsider. And shower.

Offer Accepted

Character	Dialogue
	You won't be sorry. When the robot apocalypse comes, you'll have a man on the inside!