Black Friday 2015 Promotion was the 5th promotion and the 3rd of the Black Friday sales since the game's release. It was released on November 27, 2015, during the Thanksgiving 2015 Event. For it, Gil offered various premium items with the guarantee that some donuts would be rebated (given back) afterwards.
Every hour on Black Friday a new deal would become available. Each deal lasted for one hour until Cyber Monday when a new building item was released for 145 donuts.
Every 3-hours on Cyber Monday a new deal would become available. Each deal lasted for 3 hours but the
Kwik-E-Mart Central Office was available for 24 hours.
November 27 GMT
"Yesterday we gave thanks to our many blessings. Today we give thanks for fantastic bargains! It's Black Friday!"
"Get in the car, everyone. I don't want to miss a minute of fighting other women for the last discount purse."
"Oh, I hate that! Some lady always elbows me in the belly."
"I feel sorry for the lady who just got her elbow stuck in lard quicksand."
"Well, if you hate leaving the house on Black Friday, shop online at Ol' Gil's cyber store!"
"I've spent all my pharmaceutical trial money collecting a Black Friday grab bag of goodies and I'm ready to sell them to you. You shop, I ship."
"And the cherry on top? Ol' Gil will give you back donuts for every purchase you make!"
After Making a Purchase
"Enjoy your purchase, sir or madam."
"...Or child playing on their parents' phone.
When a new hour begins
"Check out our newest offer!"
November 28 GMT
"Gil's cyber store will never succeed. People love going to a real store with a friendly clerk."
"Hey old man, this is a store, not a retirement home. Buy something or get out!"
"And come again."
November 29 GMT
"Mr. Gunderson, if you think your cyber store can outsell my Kwik-E-Mart, you are sadly mistaken."
"Well, I'm feeling pretty good. Care to bet some money on who sells more?"
"I am not a gambling man."
"Actually, my chief source of income is selling lottery scratchers, so perhaps I am. You have a bet!"
November 30 GMT
"Boy, it's Cyber Monday, and I've got a whole heap of tech doodads for sale at my cyber store."
"Apu doesn't have a chance of winning our bet about who sells more."
"You are wrong! The Kwik-E-Mart Central Office is announcing unbeatable deals."
"Everything is on sale at our brick and mortar stores, even the bricks and mortar."
"In fact, even the Central Office is on sale. Lovely Building, Himalayan location, sherpa parking."
"If Apu sells that Central Office I'll lose our bet for sure. And I already made a down payment on a cardboard box to sleep in."
"I've got to stop it. Luckily, no one is better at blowing a sale than Ol' Gil."
If the offer is turned down
"You didn't buy the mountain thing! I won my bet with Apu!"
"I'm gonna buy some ten-dollar shoes and take Sally from Accounting out for a slice of banana cream pie!"
"You got lucky this time Gil. And as every good gambler knows, you've got to keep pushing your luck until it collapses in disaster!"
If the offer is accepted
"Aw, you bought the Central Office. That means I lose my bet with Apu."
"So long, money. So much for me taking Cindy from Shipping out for cheeseburgers and malted milks."
"I wonder if that Central Office is hiring?"
Gil's deal for this promotion.
The store icon for the promotion.
Store Icon for Cyber Monday's Kwik-E-Mart Central Office
Gil's offer on Cyber Monday.
Store Image on Cyber Monday
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