Bird-Brained Schemes was a limited-time questline released on November 14, 2018, as the short quest intro to the Thanksgiving 2018 Event. It was succeeded by the main questline Blood is Thinner Than Gravy.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Bird-Brained Schemes Make Homer "Return" Thanksgiving "Turkey" 4h Cash100

Dialogue Edit

Bird-Brained Schemes Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Proud Icon Oh man, I got a great deal on this Thanksgiving turkey -- it weighs 90 pounds!
Lisa Eyeroll Icon2 You didn’t get a deal, you got an Emu.
Homer Confused Icon Is that like a Groupon?
Lisa Nagging Icon No, it’s a vicious bird!
Homer Dreamy Icon Yeah, a delicious bird.
Lisa Shouting Icon Ugh, why do you keep misinterpreting everything I say?!
Homer Annoyed Icon Because this giant turkey keeps squawking!
Lisa Serious Icon It’s an Emu, and you have to return it!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Brockman Icon Emu-vin’ on up! A wild Emu has been living in the Retirement Castle for over a week.
Brockman Icon After inspecting its cramped living conditions, officials say the Emu and residents can no longer be categorized as “Free Range".

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