Birch Barlow

“	Hello, freedom-lovers. I'm Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government and the fifty-first state.	”
	— Birch Barlow's unlock message.

Birch Barlow is a limited-time character that was released on January 3, 2018, as part of the The Buck Stops Here 2018 Event. He is the third personal prize to be won in the event, during the main quest Wel-Scare State.

About Edit

Birchibald "Birch" T. Barlow is a right-wing conservative talk show host on the radio station KBBL.

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Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Sell Show Merchandise	70 17	60m	?
Prepare for Radio Show	175 45	4h	Capital City Plaza Hotel
Go Haywire	275 70	8h	Capital City Capitol Building or Capital City Plaza Hotel
Laugh at Others' Misfortunes	420 100	12h	?
Eat Feelings Away	600 150	24h	?

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Complain about Spend-o-Crats	10 35	3h	Capital City Plaza Hotel	Wel-Scare State Pt. 4-5

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Take Callers	175 45	4h	Capital City Plaza Hotel	Info Bores Pt. 2
Spin LIes Against Quimby	175 45	4h	Capital City Plaza Hotel	Info Bores Pt. 4
Spin Conspiracy Theories	225 55	6h	Capital City Plaza Hotel	Info Bores Pt. 3

Quotes Edit

When selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Good morning, fellow freedom likers!"	"Another intelligent conservative here..."	"Let's just jump those 'Dumb-o-crats'! "	"Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government, the 51st state... "

Trivia Edit

He is a parody of conservative radio show host, Rush Limbaugh.
He is the only character in the collection The Buck Stops Here who is not premium.

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