Hello, freedom-lovers. I'm Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government and the fifty-first state.
 
— Birch Barlow's unlock message.


Birch Barlow is a limited-time character that was released on January 3, 2018, as part of the The Buck Stops Here 2018 Event. He is the third personal prize to be won in the event, during the main quest Wel-Scare State.

About[edit | edit source]

Birchibald "Birch" T. Barlow is a right-wing conservative talk show host on the radio station KBBL.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Sell Show Merchandise Cash70
Experience17
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Prepare for Radio Show Cash175
Experience45
4h Capital City Plaza Hotel Check.png
Go Haywire Cash275
Experience70
8h Capital City Capitol Building or Capital City Plaza Hotel Check.png
Laugh at Others' Misfortunes Cash420
Experience100
12h ? Nope.png
Eat Feelings Away Cash600
Experience150
24h ? Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Complain about Spend-o-Crats Executive Order10
Experience35
3h Capital City Plaza Hotel Wel-Scare State Pt. 4-5 Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Take Callers Cash175
Experience45
4h Capital City Plaza Hotel Info Bores Pt. 2 Nope.png
Spin LIes Against Quimby Cash175
Experience45
4h Capital City Plaza Hotel Info Bores Pt. 4 Nope.png
Spin Conspiracy Theories Cash225
Experience55
6h Capital City Plaza Hotel Info Bores Pt. 3 Nope.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Good morning, fellow freedom likers!" "Another intelligent conservative here..." "Let's just jump those 'Dumb-o-crats'! " "Birch Barlow, the fourth branch of government, the 51st state... "

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • He is a parody of conservative radio show host, Rush Limbaugh.
  • He is the only character in the collection The Buck Stops Here who is not premium.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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