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Between Jobs is the main questline for the release of the Job Manager content update that was released on September 24, 2015.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Between Jobs Pt. 1 Send All Characters on 60m Jobs 60m Cash100
XP10
Kirk
Between Jobs Pt. 2 Send All Characters on 4h Jobs 4h Cash100
XP10
Kirk

DialogueEdit

Between Jobs Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Unemployment Agent Icon "ID and social security number please."
Kirk Icon "I've actually got both, now that the criminal who stole my identity gave them back."
Unemployment Agent Icon "Oh! Mr. Van Houten. You can just skip the line thanks to your frequent visitor status."
Kirk Icon "That's ok. When you've got nothing but time on your hands, waiting in line is like a vacation with purpose."
Unemployment Agent Icon "That's the saddest thing I've ever heard and I work at the unemployment office. And moonlight at the suicide hotline."
Kirk Icon "You do? Tell Gary I said hello! And I'll be speaking with him soon!"
Unemployment Agent Icon "So do you want a job? I've got chicken sexer, roadkill cleaner, virtual gold farmer-"
Kirk Icon "Right now I was kind of just hoping for a hug."
Gil Icon "If he isn't taking it, I'll take that virtual gold farmer job. Maybe then ol' Gil's virtual wife will stay faithful."
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon "I'll take the roadkill cleaning job. After working at Krusty Burger, it'll be nice to see where our meat comes from."
Kirk Icon "Wow, I didn't realize that I wasn't the only unemployed loser out there. Why is all of Springfield looking for a job?"
Homer Icon "Some people are just too lazy to tap a few buttons. Not me -- I trained a monkey to push buttons for me!"
Homer Sad Icon "He's my boss now."
"Tap the Office of Unemployment to access the shiny new Job Manager. Use the Send All button to send all the available characters on jobs!"
 
— In-Game Message


Between Jobs Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Kirk Icon "I'm used to paying for a lot of things: hair plugs, girdles for men, my child's love. But did I just pay to go on a job?"
Unemployment Agent Icon "Oh you actually noticed..."
Unemployment Agent Icon "Sending someone on a job means a lot of paperwork, which we pay people to do, but then there's paperwork for hiring them, and you see how this goes."
Unemployment Agent Icon "So we deduct a portion of your income to pay for our administrative fees. It doesn't cost you anything…except for money."

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