Bethlehem Inn is a side questline that was released on December 21, 2018, during Act 2 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium building Bethlehem Inn.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Rewards | Triggered By |
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| Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1 | Build Moe's Tavern Make Moe Overcharge Pilgrims |
- 4h |
 100 10
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Auto |
| Bethlehem Inn Pt. 2 | Make Moe Imitate Barn Animals | 8h | 20020
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Auto |
Dialogue[]
Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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What's happened to this place? We used to be packed. Most nights, there was no room at the inn. 'Specially around the holidays. |
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Hey diddly, Innkeep-arino! Me and the boys heard this was the official birthplace of Jesus! |
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*lying* Uh, yeah, sure is! Built in 1954. Jesus was one of our first customers. Nice kid. You could tell from day one he was cool. |
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I don't suppose your manger is available tonight? |
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Sadly' no. it burned down in the eighties. |
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Was it... the Romans? |
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Uh, yeah, sure. But listen, if you're looking for lousy barn-like accommodations, you're in luck! |
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I got lotsa rooms, every one worst than the dirtiest manger! |
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Yes, please! We want the same biting cold and filthy straw that Mary and Joseph had. |
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You'll get our most decrepit room. It's, uh, a little more expensive, of course... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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Right this way, here's your room. |
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Daddy, why is there a kitty biting my toes? |
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*shrieks* That's not a kitty! That's a rat! |
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The VERY SAME rat that nibbled on Jesus' little piggies. His name's Bitey. Jesus came up with that. |
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What an honor! Eh, boys? |
Bethlehem Inn Pt. 2[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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'Night, all. Do let the bedbugs bite. I mean, if you try to stop them, they get angry and really tear you apart. |
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Daddy, where are all the sheep and camels? |
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That's right. This can't be an authentic Baby Jesus Experience unless we're kept up half the night by the sounds of God's creatures. |
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*sigh* What I won't do for a buck... |
End[]
| Character | Dialogue |
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I hope you enjoyed you're stay at the Bethlehem Inn, come back real soon |
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It was very authentic. I haven't slept that badly in years. Tell me something -- did Jesus or his folks use that vibrating mattress in that room? |
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Of course. Yeah. Why not? |
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Hallelujah. |
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