Bethlehem Inn is a side questline that was released on December 21, 2018, during Act 2 of A Simpsons Christmas Special 2018 Event. It requires the premium building Bethlehem Inn.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Rewards Triggered By
Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1 Build Moe's Tavern
Make Moe Overcharge Pilgrims
Bethlehem Inn Pt. 2 Make Moe Imitate Barn Animals 8h Cash200

Dialogue Edit

Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Moe Exhausted Icon What's happened to this place? We used to be packed. Most nights, there was no room at the inn. 'Specially around the holidays.
Ned Happy Icon Hey diddly, Innkeep-arino! Me and the boys heard this was the official birthplace of Jesus!
Moe Icon *lying* Uh, yeah, sure is! Built in 1954. Jesus was one of our first customers. Nice kid. You could tell from day one he was cool.
Ned Happy Icon I don't suppose your manger is available tonight?
Moe Icon Sadly' no. it burned down in the eighties.
Ned Suspicious Icon Was it... the Romans?
Moe Icon Uh, yeah, sure. But listen, if you're looking for lousy barn-like accommodations, you're in luck!
Moe Icon I got lotsa rooms, every one worst than the dirtiest manger!
Ned Happy Icon Yes, please! We want the same biting cold and filthy straw that Mary and Joseph had.
Moe Icon You'll get our most decrepit room. It's, uh, a little more expensive, of course...

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Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Right this way, here's your room.
Todd Sad Icon Daddy, why is there a kitty biting my toes?
Rod Sad Icon *shrieks* That's not a kitty! That's a rat!
Moe Icon The VERY SAME rat that nibbled on Jesus' little piggies. His name's Bitey. Jesus came up with that.
Ned Happy Icon What an honor! Eh, boys?

Bethlehem Inn Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Moe Icon 'Night, all. Do let the bedbugs bite. I mean, if you try to stop them, they get angry and really tear you apart.
Todd Sad Icon Daddy, where are all the sheep and camels?
Ned Icon That's right. This can't be an authentic Baby Jesus Experience unless we're kept up half the night by the sounds of God's creatures.
Moe Sad Icon *sigh* What I won't do for a buck...

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Character Dialogue
Moe Exhausted Icon I hope you enjoyed you're stay at the Bethlehem Inn, come back real soon
Ned Icon It was very authentic. I haven't slept that badly in years. Tell me something -- did Jesus or his folks use that vibrating mattress in that room?
Moe Exhausted Icon Of course. Yeah. Why not?
Ned Icon Hallelujah.
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