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Be Original, Dummy! is a premium side questline released on February 5, 2020 for the Black History 2020 Event. It requires the premium character Hibbert's Father.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1 Make Dr. Hibbert Clench His Teeth And Be Nice to His Dad 4h Cash100
XP10
Dr. Hibbert
Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 2 Make Hibbert’s Father Realize Something He Never Noticed Before 4h Cash100
XP10
Lucius Sweet
Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3 Make Hibbert’s Father Remember Who Frink Reminds Him Of 4h Cash100
XP10
Hibbert's Father
Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 4 Make Wiggum Help the Cops Calm Down Hibbert's Father 4h Cash100
XP10
Professor Frink
Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 5 Make A Shaken Hibbert's Father Come In 4h Cash200
XP20
Dr. Hibbert

Dialogue Edit

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon Hey, Dad. I came to visit you. How’s the Retirement Castle treating you?
Hibbert's Father Annoyed Icon How do you think, you big dummy? I hate it. It’s depressing, the food is bad, and I don’t know if you know this, but old people smell weird.
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon Oh, you don’t say. I never noticed.
Hibbert's Father Icon Of course you don’t. Cuz you’re a dang fool. You were born a fool, and you’re gonna die a fool. And you’re just gonna fool it up all the days in between.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Icon Dad, I’m a well-respected doctor. The best one in town.
Hibbert's Father Happy Icon The town of Springfield. That’s like being the smartest guy at an ATV dealership. You still a dummy!
Dr. Hibbert Annoyed Icon Alright I’ve had enough! You need to drop this whole “dummy” thing!
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon What “dummy” thing, dummy?
Dr. Hibbert Icon You saw one episode of Sanford and Son forty years ago, and you’ve been doing this angry old man bit ever since. You’re a total rip off of Redd Foxx!
Hibbert's Father Icon Redd who?
Dr. Hibbert Annoyed Icon Redd Foxx! One of the biggest Black comedians of all time!
Hibbert's Father Icon Never heard of him.
Dr. Hibbert Annoyed Icon If you don’t think that you’re ripping him off, then you’re the dummy. Goodbye, Dad!

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Lucius Sweet Happy Icon Mr. Hibbert Sr. What brings you to the gym, old friend?
Hibbert's Father Sad Icon Hey, Lucius. I just wanted to ask you a question. Do you think I’m a derivative rip-off of Redd Foxx?
Lucius Sweet Surprised Icon What? Heavens, no! That’s an absurdity of the grandest scale! You’re as original a character as myself, or Drederick, here.
Drederick Tatum Icon Yes. Super original.
Hibbert's Father Icon Hmmm.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon Wait a minute. You two are rip-off’s also. Just like me!
Drederick Tatum Icon I am completely unsure to what you are referring to.
Lucius Sweet Annoyed Icon Your baseless accusation is as big and crazy as my very original hair style.

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon I can’t believe… Could it be? Have I been the… the big dummy… this whole time?
Professor Frink Icon Excuse me, sir. Are you okay? You seem to be having a senior moment of some sort, talking incoherently, with the hoyvik and the glayvin, and the surplus of ellipseeees.
Hibbert's Father Sad Icon I’m sorry. I’m just coming to terms with the idea that I’m not an original character. And my friends weren’t either.
Professor Frink Surprised Icon Good glayviiiiiinnn, what a startling realization. With the dawning, and the reckoning, and the eyes going wiiiiide.
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon *Eyes go wide with dawning recognition*

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon Oh God. You’re one of them too! Your whole look and vocal ticks! It’s just a total rip-off of that nerd in the old movie. What was it called? The Legume-like Professor? The Nutty Adjunct?
Professor Frink Surprised Icon Please! Stop guessing! I can’t afford to get sued.
Hibbert's Father Annoyed Icon Unoriginal characters! They’re all over this town! Wolfcastle is the Exterminator! Mayor Quimby is a Kennedy! Homer Simpson used to sound like Walter Matthau!
Professor Frink Icon What are you talking about?
Hibbert's Father Annoyed Icon Take off those glasses and talk different, you! C’mere!
Professor Frink Surprised Icon Police! Police!

Be Original, Dummy! Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Happy Icon Oh thank Glayvin you’ve arrived, officers. This man is accosting me. Accusing me of being some sort of imposter.
Hibbert's Father Annoyed Icon He is! The whole town’s full of them. They’re just lazy rip-offs!
Wiggum Serious Icon Rip-off’s, eh? Sounds like this fella’s off his rocker, see.
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon You’re supposed to be Edward G. Robinson! The gangster from the movies.
Wiggum Guilty Icon But I’m not a gangster, pal. I’m a copper. N’yeaahh!
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon Ahhhhhhh!!!!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Hibbert's Father Happy Icon Whew. Thank you for calming me down, officer. I don’t know what went through me. That dang fool son of mine put a crazy idea in my head. The big dummy!
Wiggum Proud Icon Happy to help, sir. Now, while you’re calming down, I’m going to finish my crossword puzzle. Hey Lou, I need two more words. Cellist BLANK-Yo Ma, and Entourage star BLANK Grenier.
Lou Icon Uh, Yo, and Adrian.
Wiggum Confused Icon Can you say that again, Lou? I couldn’t hear you!
Lou Surprised Icon YO ADRIAN!
Hibbert's Father Surprised Icon AHHHHH!!! The black cop talks like Sylvester Stallone for some reason! I’m losing my mind, ahahahahaha!!!!
Lou Annoyed Icon He knows too much.
Wiggum Serious Icon Get the stun gun, Lou.

Be Original, Dummy! 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon Thank you so much for bringing my father home, officers. I’ll take good care of him.
Wiggum Serious Icon Make sure you do. We can’t have him running up and down the street accusing people of being unoriginal. He’s not a licensed TV critic, after all.
Dr. Hibbert Icon You’re right. Come on in, Dad. Let’s make you some hot cocoa and go to bed.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Sad Icon I’m sorry, I was so mad about you calling me a big dummy, that I lashed out and got you all confused. You’re no rip-off. You’re my dad and I love you.
Hibbert's Father Happy Icon I love you too, son. Y’know, I may not be sure if I’m some rip-off or not, but one thing's clear. You’re a one-of-a-kind original.
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon Uh, yes. One hundred percent. I’m not based on anyone disturbing at all. *chuckles*
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