Bat's Out of the Bag

Bat's Out of the Bag
Content Update	Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	October 3, 2018
Number of Quests	5

Bat's Out of the Bag is a side quest that is available after unlocking Countess Dracula for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event.

Quests

Quest	Triggered by	Time	Reward	Requires
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 1	Make Countess Dracula do Internet Research	4h	120 45	Springfield Library
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 2	Make Countess Dracula Introduce Herself	4h	120 45	Pink House
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 3	Make Countess Dracula Join the Neighborhood Association	4h	120 45	Town Hall
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 4	Make Countess Dracula Solve Homeowner Association Problems	8h	240 70	Simpson House
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 5	Make Countess Dracula Take Her Money to the Blood Bank	4h	120 45	Bloodmobile

Dialogue

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Batty, dearest. I think we might have gotten off on the wrong wing with Springfield.
	I want to be a good undead neighbor. We should try to make amends some way.
	I like it! Trick them into liking us and then drain them like Carpathian blood sausages.
	Maybe we can get the hipster supermarket to import some Carpathian blood sausage. And then drain the hipsters dry too!
	First, we must learn how to be diplomatic.
	Try an internet search. I'm sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet's the place to go!

End

Character	Dialogue
	What have you learned, my mistress of unbearable agony?
	According to the website called "HowDo", the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present.
	I've got it! Carpathian blood sausage.

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Night has fallen. Time to go visiting our neighbors door-to-door.
	Why not just turn into a bat and fly through their window? You might get lucky and find an unattended child.
	You know we can't enter a house without being invited.
	Oh, is that the rules for us in this version of vampires?
	No, it's the rules in Miss Manners.

End

Character	Dialogue
	How did your mission of diplomacy go, my putrefying piglet?
	Not great. It'll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes.
	And I was so polite! I said, "I'm your new neighbor, Countess Dracula, and may I say your blood smells delicious".
	Strange...well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work.

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I'll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will...and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows.
	I'm going to join the neighborhood "Homeowners Association" and show I'm a valuable part of the community.
	And once you've earned their trust, we drain the community dry!
	Well, yes. Although, first I'm going to see if they won't ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock.

End

Character	Dialogue
	We can't let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association.
	I can pay my dues in advance.
	Welcome aboard!

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I must say, Countess Dracula, you've been a great member of the Homeowners Association.
	How did you get Homer to stop sunbathing in his hammock naked?
	Hovered over him in the form of a sickly green fog until he got cold and went inside.
	I have to say, you are something of a snoop and a busybody.
	It's nice to meet someone like me!

End

Character	Dialogue
	I got rid of that old car parked in front of the Van Houtens.
	Ooh, what did you do? Control an army of rats? Turn into a bat and steal the keys?
	No, I had our lawyer file a cease and desist order.
	You're amazing.

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Batty, I'm home!
	How did it go, my harbinger of calamity?
	Have you earned their trust? Can we start sucking them dry?
	Yes, but not the way you think. You are gazing upon the new President of the Homeowners Association.
	Instead of draining their blood, we'll drain their money into our accounts!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Do we really want a vampire in charge of our Homeowners Association?
	Still better than Flanders.