Bat's Out of the Bag is a side quest that is available after unlocking Countess Dracula for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Triggered by Time Reward Requires
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 1 Make Countess Dracula do Internet Research 4h Fangs Icon.png120
Experience45
Springfield Library
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 2 Make Countess Dracula Introduce Herself 4h Fangs Icon.png120
Experience45
Pink House
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 3 Make Countess Dracula Join the Neighborhood Association 4h Fangs Icon.png120
Experience45
Town Hall
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 4 Make Countess Dracula Solve Homeowner Association Problems 8h Fangs Icon.png240
Experience70
Simpson House
Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 5 Make Countess Dracula Take Her Money to the Blood Bank 4h Fangs Icon.png120
Experience45
Bloodmobile

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Countess Dracula Worried.png Batty, dearest. I think we might have gotten off on the wrong wing with Springfield.
Countess Dracula Icon.png I want to be a good undead neighbor. We should try to make amends some way.
Count Dracula Excited Icon.png I like it! Trick them into liking us and then drain them like Carpathian blood sausages.
Count Dracula Smirk Icon.png Maybe we can get the hipster supermarket to import some Carpathian blood sausage. And then drain the hipsters dry too!
Countess Dracula Icon.png First, we must learn how to be diplomatic.
Count Dracula Serious Icon.png Try an internet search. I'm sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet's the place to go!

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Character Dialogue
Count Dracula Serious Icon.png What have you learned, my mistress of unbearable agony?
Countess Dracula Icon.png According to the website called "HowDo", the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present.
Count Dracula Serious Icon.png I've got it! Carpathian blood sausage.

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Countess Dracula Icon.png Night has fallen. Time to go visiting our neighbors door-to-door.
Count Dracula Serious Icon.png Why not just turn into a bat and fly through their window? You might get lucky and find an unattended child.
Countess Dracula Annoyed Icon.png You know we can't enter a house without being invited.
Count Dracula Serious Icon.png Oh, is that the rules for us in this version of vampires?
Countess Dracula Annoyed Icon.png No, it's the rules in Miss Manners.

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Character Dialogue
Count Dracula Icon.png How did your mission of diplomacy go, my putrefying piglet?
Countess Dracula Annoyed Icon.png Not great. It'll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes.
Countess Dracula Worried.png And I was so polite! I said, "I'm your new neighbor, Countess Dracula, and may I say your blood smells delicious".
Count Dracula Sad Icon.png Strange...well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work.

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Countess Dracula Annoyed Icon.png I'll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will...and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows.
Countess Dracula Icon.png I'm going to join the neighborhood "Homeowners Association" and show I'm a valuable part of the community.
Count Dracula Excited Icon.png And once you've earned their trust, we drain the community dry!
Countess Dracula Icon.png Well, yes. Although, first I'm going to see if they won't ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock.

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Character Dialogue
Helen Lovejoy Angsty Icon.png We can't let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association.
Countess Dracula Icon.png I can pay my dues in advance.
Helen Lovejoy Yay Icon.png Welcome aboard!

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Helen Lovejoy Happy Icon.png I must say, Countess Dracula, you've been a great member of the Homeowners Association.
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png How did you get Homer to stop sunbathing in his hammock naked?
Countess Dracula Amused.png Hovered over him in the form of a sickly green fog until he got cold and went inside.
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png I have to say, you are something of a snoop and a busybody.
Helen Lovejoy Happy Icon.png It's nice to meet someone like me!

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Character Dialogue
Countess Dracula Icon.png I got rid of that old car parked in front of the Van Houtens.
Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Ooh, what did you do? Control an army of rats? Turn into a bat and steal the keys?
Countess Dracula Amused.png No, I had our lawyer file a cease and desist order.
Helen Lovejoy Happy Icon.png You're amazing.

Bat's Out of the Bag Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Countess Dracula Amused.png Batty, I'm home!
Count Dracula Serious Icon.png How did it go, my harbinger of calamity?
Count Dracula Serious Icon.png Have you earned their trust? Can we start sucking them dry?
Countess Dracula Amused.png Yes, but not the way you think. You are gazing upon the new President of the Homeowners Association.
Count Dracula Icon.png Instead of draining their blood, we'll drain their money into our accounts!

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Character Dialogue
Marge Serious Icon.png Do we really want a vampire in charge of our Homeowners Association?
Homer Serious Icon.png Still better than Flanders.
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