Bastille This Movie is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Bastille.
Quests[]
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Triggered By
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Bastille This Movie Pt. 1
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Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities (x3) Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies (x3)
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Lisa
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Bastille This Movie Pt. 2
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Make Homer Role Play Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms
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4h 4h
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100 10
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Marge
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Bastille
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Make Snake Sample French Accommodations
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24h
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100 10
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Snake
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Dialogue[]
Bastille This Movie Pt. 1[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution.
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Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it.
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Could not.
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Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything.
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Bastille This Movie Pt. 2[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife.
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Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats.
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I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength.
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Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play?
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Hearing you complain about it.
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