Bastille This Movie is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Bastille.
Quests 
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| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bastille This Movie Pt. 1 | Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities (x3) Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies (x3) | 4h 4h |  100  10
| Lisa |
| Bastille This Movie Pt. 2 | Make Homer Role Play Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms | 4h 4h | 100 10
| Marge |
| Bastille | Make Snake Sample French Accommodations | 24h | 100 10
| Snake |
Dialogue Edit
Bastille This Movie Pt. 1 Edit
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution. |
| Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it. |
| Could not. |
| Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything. |
Bastille This Movie Pt. 2 Edit
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| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife. |
| Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats. |
| I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength. |
| Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play? |
| Hearing you complain about it. |
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