Bastille This Movie is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Bastille.
Contents
Quests[edit | edit source]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bastille This Movie Pt. 1 | Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities (x3) Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies (x3) |
4h 4h |
 100  10
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Lisa |
| Bastille This Movie Pt. 2 | Make Homer Role Play Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms |
4h 4h |
100 10
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Marge |
| Bastille | Make Snake Sample French Accommodations | 24h | 100 10
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Snake |
Dialogue[edit | edit source]
Bastille This Movie Pt. 1[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution. |
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Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it. |
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Could not. |
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Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything. |
Bastille This Movie Pt. 2[edit | edit source]
Start[edit | edit source]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
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The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife. |
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Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats. |
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I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength. |
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Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play? |
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Hearing you complain about it. |
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