Bastille This Movie is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Bastille.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Bastille This Movie Pt. 1 Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities (x3)
Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies (x3)
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Bastille This Movie Pt. 2 Make Homer Role Play
Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Marge
Bastille Make Snake Sample French Accommodations 24h Cash100
Experience10
Snake

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Bastille This Movie Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution.
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it.
Apu Angry Icon.png Could not.
Homer Icon.png Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything.

Bastille This Movie Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Dreamy Icon.png The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats.
Marge Icon.png I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength.
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play?
Bart Laughing Icon.png Hearing you complain about it.
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