Bastille This Movie

Bastille This Movie
Content Update	Destination Springfield 2017 Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	January 31, 2017
Number of Quests	2 + 1

Bastille This Movie is a side questline that was released on January 31, 2017, for the Destination Springfield 2017 Event. It requires the building Bastille.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Bastille This Movie Pt. 1	Make Springfielders Debate Nicolas Cage's Escape Abilities (x3) Make Springfielders Watch Nicolas Cage Movies (x3)	4h 4h	100 10	Lisa
Bastille This Movie Pt. 2	Make Homer Role Play Make Lisa Sulk About Anachronisms	4h 4h	100 10	Marge
Bastille	Make Snake Sample French Accommodations	24h	100 10	Snake

Dialogue

Bastille This Movie Pt. 1

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Character	Dialogue
	Behold the Bastille, Louis XVI's notorious royal prison, until it was destroyed in the French Revolution.
	Doesn't look so bad. I bet Nicolas Cage could escape from it.
	Could not.
	Could too. He figured out National Treasure, he can figure out anything.

Bastille This Movie Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	The Bastille is so romantic! Let's pretend that you're an imprisoned French nobleman, and I'm your faithful wife.
	Lady Marge, with your help I will escape. Just smuggleth in a Glock 9mm semi-auto under thy petticoats.
	I shall! Also a case of canned ham to keep up thy noble strength.
	Is there anything worse than historically inaccurate role-play?
	Hearing you complain about it.