Balls of Glory

Balls of Glory
Event	Tap Ball 2015 Event
Release Date	June 23, 2015
Number of Quests	6
Main Quest	Meet My Trophy Life (Act 1)

Balls of Glory is a limited time side quest line released on June 23, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 1. To start the quest, the player had to complete Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Balls of Glory Pt. 1	Play Tap Ball	-	100, 10 Unlock for FREE: Pin Pal Apu Event Kick Off Unlock in the store: Football Nelson	Homer
Balls of Glory Pt. 2	Buy Obesotades Recharge your players and complete a second Tap Ball	-	100, 10	Auto
Balls of Glory Pt. 3	Win 1 Tap Ball games	-	100, 10	Auto
Balls of Glory Pt. 4	Play Tap Ball in Another Springfield	-	100, 10	Lisa
Balls of Glory Pt. 5	Rematch Another Springfield	-	100, 10	Ned
Balls of Glory Pt. 6	Win Tap Ball Games in Another Springfield (x10)	-	100, 10	Auto

Dialogue

Balls of Glory Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"I need players for Tap Ball, America’s fastest-growing-sport (as measured by bench-clearing brawls)."
	"Here's the sign up sheet. See? It's already got my name, and Flanders."
	"Well that doesn't look like my hand writing, but I'm always willing to get physical with my favorite neighbour."
	"Sports is my only escape from my crushing family life. I'm in!"
	"Amen to that brother!"
	"We officially have enough players to play Tap Ball!"

“	At this point, the player will see Pin Pal Apu unlocked for FREE and Ned will be able to play Tap Ball.	”
	— Editor's Message

End

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey fatso! Your team needs more jocks like me. I'm going to be a superstar Tap Ball player."
	"How many millions of dollars do those jerks make?"
	"Zero! You play for free! Being part of Professional Tap Ball is its own reward!"
	"After all, this is a sport that's steeped in tradition, having been founded over three missions ago."
	"Wait a second. You got a ton of sponsorship money. Why can't you use some of that to pay your players?"
	"How about instead of money, I pay you with something much more valuable."
	"Experience!"
	"…"
	"...er, what if, INSTEAD, I pay you in something else?"
	"Something called...uh... “Amateur Bucks!” Redeemable everywhere that accepts pretend money!"
	"Now we're talking!"

“	Football Nelson is now available in the store!	”
	— In-Game Message

Balls of Glory Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	"That was fun, but I'm more out of breath than an atheist attempting to disprove God's existence."
	"Come on! We can play again! More games mean more money!"
	"I'm tired, too. Just give us some time to rest."
	"You could rest, or you could drink one of our sponsor's products in front of the camera!"
	"Put those hard earned Amateur Bucks to use!"

End

“	Your players need to rest between games. Unlock more Tap Ball players to play games more often.	”
	— In-Game Message

“	Obesotade is now available in the Amateur Shop. Use it to energize your players immediately!	”
	— In-Game Message

Balls of Glory Pt. 3

• No dialogue.

Balls of Glory Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	"Tap Ball is fun, but how can you start a league with just one town?"
	"We'll start a rivalry with another Springfield. I still haven't forgiven those guys for raiding our castles last summer."
	"To be fair, we raided them, too."
	"Well, to be unfair... let's get ‘em!"

Balls of Glory Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	"What a fun game, neighboreeno! Even when we lose, it's a hum-dinger!"
	"You are the LAST person I'd expect to be okay with losing, Flanders!"
	"Your buddy the Lord never lost a fight in his life! That guy peeled himself off the carpet and came back swinging!"
	"I'm not sure about your Biblical reading, there. “Turn the other cheek,” and all that. Plus the whole sacrificing himself thing..."
	"He was the ultimate warrior! And I will follow his example!"

Balls of Glory Pt. 6

• No dialogue.