Balls of Glory is a limited time side questline released on June 23, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 1. To start the quest, the player had to complete Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Balls of Glory Pt. 1 Play Tap Ball - Cash100, Experience10
Unlock for FREE: Pin Pal Apu
Event Kick Off
Unlock in the store: Football Nelson
Balls of Glory Pt. 2 Buy Obesotades
Recharge your players and complete a second Tap Ball
- Cash100, Experience10 Auto
Balls of Glory Pt. 3 Win 1 Tap Ball games - Cash100, Experience10 Auto
Balls of Glory Pt. 4 Play Tap Ball in Another Springfield - Cash100, Experience10 Lisa
Balls of Glory Pt. 5 Rematch Another Springfield - Cash100, Experience10 Ned
Balls of Glory Pt. 6 Win Tap Ball Games in Another Springfield (x10) - Cash100, Experience10 Auto

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Balls of Glory Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png "I need players for Tap Ball, America’s fastest-growing-sport (as measured by bench-clearing brawls)."
Homer Icon.png "Here's the sign up sheet. See? It's already got my name, and Flanders."
Ned Icon.png "Well that doesn't look like my hand writing, but I'm always willing to get physical with my favorite neighbour."
Apu Sad Icon.png "Sports is my only escape from my crushing family life. I'm in!"
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png "Amen to that brother!"
Homer Happy Icon.png "We officially have enough players to play Tap Ball!"
At this point, the player will see Pin Pal Apu unlocked for FREE and Ned will be able to play Tap Ball.
— Editor's Message

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Angry Icon.png "Hey fatso! Your team needs more jocks like me. I'm going to be a superstar Tap Ball player."
Nelson Icon.png "How many millions of dollars do those jerks make?"
Homer Icon.png "Zero! You play for free! Being part of Professional Tap Ball is its own reward!"
Homer Icon.png "After all, this is a sport that's steeped in tradition, having been founded over three missions ago."
Nelson Icon.png "Wait a second. You got a ton of sponsorship money. Why can't you use some of that to pay your players?"
Homer Icon.png "How about instead of money, I pay you with something much more valuable."
Homer Happy Icon.png "Experience!"
Nelson Grim Icon.png "…"
Homer Guilty Icon.png ", what if, INSTEAD, I pay you in something else?"
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png "Something called...uh... “Amateur Bucks!” Redeemable everywhere that accepts pretend money!"
Nelson Happy Icon.png "Now we're talking!"
Football Nelson is now available in the store!
— In-Game Message

Balls of Glory Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Worried Icon.png "That was fun, but I'm more out of breath than an atheist attempting to disprove God's existence."
Homer Serious Icon.png "Come on! We can play again! More games mean more money!"
Soccer Lisa Sad Icon.png "I'm tired, too. Just give us some time to rest."
Homer Happy Icon.png "You could rest, or you could drink one of our sponsor's products in front of the camera!"
Homer Icon.png "Put those hard earned Amateur Bucks to use!"

End[edit | edit source]

Your players need to rest between games. Unlock more Tap Ball players to play games more often.
— In-Game Message

Obesotade is now available in the Amateur Shop. Use it to energize your players immediately!
— In-Game Message

Balls of Glory Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

  • No dialogue.

Balls of Glory Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Soccer Lisa Icon.png "Tap Ball is fun, but how can you start a league with just one town?"
Homer Icon.png "We'll start a rivalry with another Springfield. I still haven't forgiven those guys for raiding our castles last summer."
Soccer Lisa Annoyed Icon.png "To be fair, we raided them, too."
Homer Furious Icon.png "Well, to be unfair... let's get ‘em!"

Balls of Glory Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png "What a fun game, neighboreeno! Even when we lose, it's a hum-dinger!"
Homer Icon.png "You are the LAST person I'd expect to be okay with losing, Flanders!"
Homer Serious Icon.png "Your buddy the Lord never lost a fight in his life! That guy peeled himself off the carpet and came back swinging!"
Ned Sad Icon.png "I'm not sure about your Biblical reading, there. “Turn the other cheek,” and all that. Plus the whole sacrificing himself thing..."
Homer Furious Icon.png "He was the ultimate warrior! And I will follow his example!"

Balls of Glory Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

  • No dialogue.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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