Balderdashing All the Way was a limited-time questline released on December 19, 2017. It was the main questline of the Act 2 of the The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the event's personal prizes.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 1 Make Santa Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings
Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Import Elf-a-Pillars
8h
8h
Cash100
Experience10
Auto
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 2 Make Santa Kang Give Silly Orders
Make Mrs. Kodos Claus Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish
Make Springfielders Follow Orders (x10)
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Santa Kang
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 3 Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos
Make Bart Shoplift
15s
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 4 Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha
Make Bart Tweet Krusty
Make Krusty Ignore Tweets
Unlock Gautama Buddha
12h
12h
12h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Bart
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 5 Make Gautama Buddha Contemplate His Naval (x2)
Make Lisa Believe In B.S.
Make Bart Believe In B.S.
Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
4h
4h
4h
-
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 6 : Boss Fight Part 1 of 7 Make Buddha Invoke the B.S.
Make Kang Battle the B.S. League
Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League
4h
4h
4h
Sacred Tome Icon.png200 Kang
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 7 Unlock Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert
Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up
Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds
Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers
-
4h
4h
4h
Sacred Tome Icon.png200 Guatama Buddha
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 8 : Boss Fight Part 2 of 7 Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens (x4)
Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League (x2)
Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
4h
4h
15s
Sacred Tome Icon.png100
Wrapping Paper30
Guatama Buddha
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 9 : Boss Fight Part 3 of 7 Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens (x4)
Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League (x2)
Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos
4h
4h
15s
Sacred Tome Icon.png100
Magical 2x4 Icon.png30
Guatama Buddha
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 10 : Boss Fight Part 4 of 7 Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens (x4)
Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League (x2)
4h
4h
Sacred Tome Icon.png200 Guatama Buddha
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 11 : Boss Fight Part 5 of 7 Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens (x4)
Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League (x2)
4h
4h
Sacred Tome Icon.png200
Wrapping Paper30
Guatama Buddha
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 12 : Boss Fight Part 6 of 7 Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens (x4)
Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League (x2)
4h
4h
Santa Claus
Sacred Tome Icon.png50
Guatama Buddha
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 13 : Boss Fight Part 7 of 7 Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens (x4)
Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League (x2)
Make Santa Claus Come to Town Upside Rigellian Skulls
4h
4h
4h
Sacred Tome Icon.png400 Guatama Buddha
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 14 Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays (x3)
Make Springfielders Clean up the B.S. Mess (x10)
Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Lisa
Balderdashing All the Way Pt. 15 Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume
Make Kodos Drink Eggnog
Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess (x10)
8h
8h
8h
Cash500
Experience50
Santa Kang

After finishing this Act 2 story, player can keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos and collecting Sacred Tomes. For every 10000 Sacred Tomes collected, player can get 1, 2, or 3 Donuts in More B.S. lottery.

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

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Gallery[edit | edit source]

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