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Baking Bread is the main questline of the Level 49 update.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
Baking Bread Pt. 1 Build D'Amico Summer Home 4h Agnes Skinner
Baking Bread Pt. 2 Make Michael D’Amico cook with Luigi 24h Michael
Baking Bread Pt. 3 Make Guests Attend Party (x10)

Make Luigi Cater Party

4h Fat Tony
Baking Bread Pt. 4 Make Legs rob Luigi's

Make Louie rob Luigi's

12h Louie
Baking Bread Pt. 5 Make Michael D’Amico Serve Food 12h Luigi
Baking Bread Pt. 6 Build Old Abandoned Warehouse 24h Louie
Baking Bread Pt. 7 Make Legs Carry Out a Contract

Make Louie Carry Out a Contract
Make Michael D’Amico Rake Actual Cabbages

24h Fat Tony
Baking Bread Pt. 8 Make Michael D’Amico Deliver Lunch to the Police 12h Michael
Baking Bread Pt. 9 Make Michael D’Amico Flay and Fillet

Make Legs Wait Around
Make Louie Watch in Horror

12h Michael
Baking Bread Pt. 10 Place Suspicious Dirt Pile Wiggum

Dialogue[]

Baking Bread Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Agnes Angry Icon "This town is awash with crime and I'm going to give that no-good Mayor of ours a piece of my mind."
Quimby Annoyed Icon "You know I'm the Mayor, right?"
Agnes Angry Icon "Listen, you. I've had my house egged, my lawn donuted, and my porch flaming dog poo'd. Things gotta change around here!"
Quimby Icon "I got one of those flaming bags too! It seems there's a serial pooer out there! I'll expand the police force immediately but only because it affects me, too!"
Agnes Angry Icon "This is way over their heads! We need organized muscle to sniff out these sickos!"
Quimby Happy Icon "Hey, you're right. A deal with mafia is just what we need to straighten that town out."
Quimby Icon "If I've learned anything from the years I've spent in organized crime, it's that if you want them to do for you, you have to do for them."
Quimby Icon "I'll build a discrete location for them in which to meet and crack some skulls!"

End[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "Look who we have here, boys. Little Caesar has arrived. How's my Michael? Ready to join the family business?"
Michael D'Amico Icon "Sorry Papa, waste disposal might be fine for you, but I hate getting my hands dirty unless it's from making chicken cacciatore!"
Fat Tony Icon "Now, Michael. The business is in your blood -- you can't escape it."
Fat Tony Icon It's time to use that meat cleaver to different use... if you know what I mean."
Fat Tony Icon "I mean cutting people that we dislike, instead of food."
Michael D'Amico Angry Icon "I don't know what you mean, but I won't do it."
Michael D'Amico Angry Icon "Papa, I tried to get into the Sopranos, but I hated it! Doesn't that tell you something?"
Michael D'Amico Angry Icon "I'm sorry, but it's a chef's life for me."

Baking Bread Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Michael D'Amico Icon "Luigi, I need a favor."
Luigi Nervous Icon "Anything for da prodigy young chef! What-ah you need?"
Michael D'Amico Icon "I need a job so my father will stop asking me to work with him."
Michael D'Amico Icon "And since you know the cooking business, and I know the cooking, maybe you and I could partner up?"
Luigi Icon "You wanna just give up your privileged childhood and bake-a da bread?"
Michael D'Amico Icon "That's right. And if you work with me, bread will be a-baked with yeast, not packing peanuts."
Luigi Icon "But the peanuts isa my signature!"
Michael D'Amico Icon "Okay fine. The packing peanuts can stay."
Luigi Happy Icon "Aww, our first compromise!"

End[]

Character Dialogue
Luigi Happy Icon "The food! It actually taste good!"
Michael D'Amico Happy Icon "Yeah, not everything can have packing peanuts as the main ingredient."
Luigi Sad Icon "I heard you the first time, okay?"

Baking Bread Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "It seems we've entered a time which warrants much celebration!"
Fat Tony Icon "We'll throw a party!"
Legs Icon "Have you heard about Luigi's latest menu, it is getting fantastic reviews!"
Fat Tony Icon "Then that is the menu we shall order from!"

End[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "Superb!"
Fat Tony Icon "Luigi! Bring us your fine chef, so that I may thank him in person in front of all our guests."
Michael D'Amico Icon "It's me, Papa!"
Fat Tony Icon "Ah, Michael -- you've changed your mind. Legs, give my boy the pinstripe fedora I've been saving for him."
Michael D'Amico Icon "No, I was your chef tonight! It was all me!"
Fat Tony Icon "You have greatly disgraced our family. And the food was okay at best."
Homer Icon "Now Fat Tony you don't need to get so worked up about it."
Homer Icon "I wish my own daughter could cook as well as yours!"
Fat Tony Icon "Homer, you always know how to make me feel better."

Baking Bread Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Louie Icon "Hey Legs, did you hear the crepe Don Vittorio has been talking about Michael d'Amico's cuisine?"
Louie Icon "He thinks this is making the boss weak, wants Fat Tony to get his "just desserts""
Legs Icon "Did you know that it's actually "just deserts", but a lot of people didn't know the meaning of the word "desert," pronounced diz-urt..."
Legs Icon "... as in "to get what's coming to you,", so they just started saying "desserts," because it sounds the same. In truth, it doesn't really make sense."
Louie Icon "But it worked so well with my food puns."
Legs Icon "Do you want it to be right, or do you want it to be easy?"
Louie Icon "You're right. Thank you. Anyway, Vittorio told me in private that he wants you to pick the target and the method."
Legs Icon "We'll hit Luigi's place -- he's the cause of all this."
Louie Icon "So what's the nature of the gig... Clipping berries? Nicking cheddar? Lifting dough?"
Legs Icon "See! There you go! Those are great puns! And that is exactly what we are gonna do."

Baking Bread Pt. 5[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Luigi Icon "Ay! Robbed again by two miscreants-a! What's-a worst, they ate-a the prized soufflé!"
Michael D'Amico Icon "Looks like they're sending a message to me to stop cooking."
Fat Tony Icon "I'll tell you the problem, you're showing weakness, Michael! Other mob-families are going to be after us!"
Fat Tony Icon "The Don has given them the OK to crack us like eggs, whack us like weeds, pick us off like olives."
Michael D'Amico Angry Icon "You NEVER pick off olives. But these wise guys, no problem, I'll handle this."
Michael D'Amico Happy Icon "I'm gonna give them to the count of 10, then I'm gonna fill their guts full of bread!"
Fat Tony Icon "Great food pun, boy!"

End[]

Character Dialogue
Michael D'Amico Icon "Legs, Louie, I bring you these trays of food as a peace offering."
Louie Icon "Oooh, what do we have here?"
Michael D'Amico Icon "*removes lid*"
Louie Icon "What the hell is this?!"
Michael D'Amico Icon "It's a ghost pepper!"
Michael D'Amico Angry Icon "THE HOTTEST PEPPER IN THE WORLD! What do you think about me holding this to your neck?!"
Legs Icon "Now, kid. Let's not do anything rash here."
Michael D'Amico Angry Icon "Rash! Exactly!!"
Louie Icon "Just put down the ghost pepper, and we'll work something out."

Baking Bread Pt. 6[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Louie Icon "Having this ghost pepper at my neck made me realize how silly our little disagreement was."
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "I thought it would."
Michael D'Amico Icon "I am assuming this means peace between us?"
Louie Icon "You got it, kid!"
Legs Icon "Fair warning, though. You still ain't in the Don's favor."
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "Seems like we'll need a new, more discret place to cook. Anybody know any good old abandoned warehouses?"

End[]

Character Dialogue
Michael D'Amico Icon "Now that we have a spot to control supply, we need distribution."
Squeaky Voice Teen Icon "I'm always looking to an odd job or two."
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "Hey Luigi, who the hell is this guy?"
Luigi Icon "He'sa good kid, I'ma sure you can find him some tasks!"

Baking Bread Pt. 7[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "Michael, I'm proud you've incorporated the family business into your new business."
Michael D'Amico Icon "We always need a cook on the inside, right Papa?"
Fat Tony Icon "So you have been listening all these years."
Michael D'Amico Icon "We're really raking in the cabbage these days."
Michael D'Amico Icon "But cabbage ain't money. So, I need your support. How about it?"
Fat Tony Icon "Alright, son. Also, I want you to have Legs and Louie. You're eight years old, you should have your own muscle by now."
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "Thanks, Papa. Now I've got to rake some more cabbage."

Middle[]

Character Dialogue
Legs Icon "So what's the deal you have set up for us today, kid?"
Michael D'Amico Icon "Nothing out of the ordinary. Just taking care of some competition from out of town."
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "Grab a rake, boys."
Michael D'Amico Happy Icon "No refreshing slaws for our competitor's pork tenderloin today *evil laugh*"

Baking Bread Pt. 8[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "It should now be clear that I'm not in the food business, I'm in the empire business."
Legs Icon "What are we going to do with all that citrus slaw?"
Louie Icon "We've slaved over it for hours!"
Michael D'Amico Angry Icon "We'll be bribing the cops with it, of course! Only the finest for those fat, fat pigs."

Middle[]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "*munch munch munch* This is delicious! Who'd have thought there were slaws other than cole?"

Baking Bread Pt. 9[]

Character Dialogue
Michael D'Amico Icon "Now that the police are properly bribed, let's go murder all the restaurant owners taking business away from Luigi's"
Legs Icon "You're the boss, kid. But for future reference, we usually disguise what we're going to do with some pithy wordplay."
Michael D'Amico Icon "Hmmm... let's get home and take out the trash?"
Legs Icon "You'll get there, kid."

Baking Bread Pt. 10[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "Heya-Michael! I just wanted to tell you how MUCH the force enjoyed the food you brought us, and..."
Wiggum Serious Icon "Wait just a moment! What's that you have there in the bag?"
Michael D'Amico Icon "Is it celery, or is it tomato? A chef doesn't reveal his secrets."
Michael D'Amico Sad Icon "*gulp*"
Wiggum Icon "You're making gazpancho aren't you? That explains the red stuff leaking out of the bag"
Wiggum Icon "Yeah, but here's the thing: I hate gazpancho. Now, I can't arrest you for that, but you will have to dispose of it."
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "You got it, copper."

End[]

Character Dialogue
Fat Tony Icon "Well done, Michael! We can finally bury the hatchet between us."
Fat Tony Angry Icon "You did bury the hatchet didn't you?"
Michael D'Amico Happy Icon "Actually, it was a cleaver."
Fat Tony Icon "That's my boy! Such actions have restored the Don's faith in our family organization."
Fat Tony Icon "Normally I'd say hide the evidence better, but this way teaches everyone a lesson!"
Michael D'Amico Grim Icon "Yeah, stay out of my famiglia's territory!"
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