Back on the Chainsaw Gang, is a side questline that was released on October 22, 2023, for the Treehouse of Horror XXXIV Event. It requires the outfit, Chainsaw Willie.
Quests[]
| Quest | Requirements | Time | Reward | Triggered By |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 1 | Make Chainsaw Willie Go After Alien Weeds Make Skinner Make Sure the School Lawyers Have Been Payed |
4h 4h |
 100  10
|
Willie |
| Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 2 | Make Chainsaw Willie Take a Haggis Break Make Skinner Double Check With Lawyers |
4h 4h |
100 10
|
Willie |
| Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 3 | Make Chainsaw Willie Chase After Stragglers | 4h | 100 10
|
Willie |
| Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 4 | Make Chainsaw Willie Eat Alien Haggis Make Xylem Hide Cook Book* |
4h 4h |
200 20
|
Willie |
*Only appears if the player has Xylem.
Dialogue[]
Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 1[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
|
Willie, it looks like invasive alien weeds are plaguing the playground. Or, this being Springfield, possibly actual aliens. |
|
Either way, I want you to eradicate them. |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Happy Icon.png | Ach! Alien weeds can be sleekit beasties! Me chainsaws will take care of them tho. |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Confused Icon.png | And what about the wee tots who might be playin' amongst the weeds? |
|
No worries. Their parents signed waivers that indemnify us against any harm done by crazed chainsaw-wielding Scottish groundskeepers. |
Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 2[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Chainsaw Willie Icon.png | That was hard work, but now the playground is clear of alien weeds. |
|
Uh, just out of curiosity, you didn't happen to cut down any Martins or Milhouses, did you? |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Happy Icon.png | Not a single bonny lad or lass was injured! |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Confused Icon.png | Although a few alien plants looked like they had spikey, multicolored hair...but Willie's pretty sure they weren't students. |
|
|
Better call our lawyers again, just in case. |
Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 3[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Chainsaw Willie Confused Icon.png | Looks like some of the alien plants were alien people after all. |
| File:Xylemite 1 Annoyed Icon.png | You chain-sawed my cousin, you bearded brute! |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Confused Icon.png | Would an "oops" make it better? |
|
|
You better go finish them off, Willie. |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Happy Icon.png | I got the need for alien weed! |
Back on the Chainsaw Gang, Pt. 4[]
Start[]
| Character | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| File:Xylemite 2 Sad Icon.png | Hairy human, we'll make you a deal. We'll say away from the school, and you put the chainsaws away. |
| File:Xylemite 1 Confused Icon.png | And for you not weed-whacking us, we'll treat you to this feast of our favorite food. |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Surprised Icon.png | What's this?! Ye're favorite food is haggis?! Ye're meat eaters? |
| File:Xylemite 2 Happy Icon.png | Is it that surprising? You eat us, we eat you? |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Annoyed Icon.png | What do you mean "we eat you"? |
| File:Xylemite 1 Confused Icon.png | Don't ask how the sausage is made. |
| File:Chainsaw Willie Confused Icon.png | Ach, I'm ginin' to not have a taste for me national dish! |
