Back from the Future
Release Date
March 4, 2015
Back from the Future is a premium questline which was released on March 4th, 2015 with the Level 50 update. It started once the player had purchased the Lovejoy Residence .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Back from the Future Pt. 1
Tap Homer 10 Times in a Row to Get the Jebediah Statue * Place the Jebediah Statue * Make Jessica Lovejoy Disgrace a Local Landmark* will only appear it the player doesn't have the Jebediah Statue
24h
100 10
Jessica Lovejoy
Back from the Future Pt. 2
Make Rev. Lovejoy Ignore his Daughter ** Make Jessica Lovejoy Pretend to be a Good Girl** will only appear if the player has Reverend Lovjoy
60m
100 10
Jessica Lovejoy
Back from the Future Pt. 3
Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary Make Jessica Find a Gullible Dimwit
8h
100 10
Jessica Lovjoy
Back from the Future Pt. 4
Reach Level 12 And Build Bart's Treehouse Make Jessica Baton Twirl Make Bart Replace his Mom's Shampoo with Peroxide
12h
100 10
Jessica Lovejoy
Back fron the Future Pt. 5
Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield Make Jessica Go to Sunday School Make Bart Steal Church Money
12h
100 10
Jessica Lovejoy
Back from the Future Pt. 6
Make Jessica Heckle Fat People Make Bart Heckle Fat People
4h
100 10
Jessica Lovejoy
Dialogue [ ]
Back from the Future Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"A new Springfield eh? Let's hope this one isn't as boring as the old one."
"Hey Jessica! Want to join me as we paint the town red?"
"I'm listening!"
"And then watch that red paint dry?"
"And I'm no longer listening."
"We can take bets on whether the paint will dry darker or lighter than its corresponding paint swatch."
"I think I'll just TP the Jebediah Springfield statue instead."
"Like a drop cloth? Good idea."
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Now Reverend, I know you said never to contact you unless it was an absolute emergency."
"Someone better be on fire, Ned. And no, hellfire does not count. Real fire."
"Your daughter is wrapping our founder's statue in toilet paper. Something in there must be a sin. Wasting TP? Vandalizing? Glorifying mummies?"
"For the last time, glorifying mummies is most definitely a sin..."
"...wait what did you say my daughter was doing?"
Back from the Future Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Jessica Lovejoy! I thought we agreed that if you came back from limbo, you wouldn't cause any trouble!"
"All contracts are void when made in a void."
"Good Lord, are you punishing me for that time I said an off-color joke about eggshell white?"
"Maybe the only way to get you to behave is to IGNORE you until you shape up!"
"You can't ignore me, Daddy. I'm your sweet angelic daughter!"
Jobs Started [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Oh daddy? Daddy dearest? DADDY!!"
"*singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES."
"Stop it! STOP IT OR LEARN MORE WORDS TO THE SONG! OK, I'M SORRY!!"
"*singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES."
"I'll be a good, selfless, humble girl... just please pay attention to me!"
Back from the Future Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"I hate pretending to be good. All this lying and deceiving gets in the way of my favorite activities: lying and deceiving."
"What I need is a patsy! Someone who I can blame if I get caught."
"Like when the government blamed that Lindbergh baby for Vietnam."
"Hmm, maybe I should stop skipping school too."
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Jessica? I didn't know you'd arrived in town."
"If only it were so simple. But no, Bart, I have a far greater burden placed upon my shoulders."
"Orthopedic brace? Milhouse had one of those. The doctor said they'd never seen a spine so soft."
"I'm actually here from the FUTURE to save you from a terrible fate at the end of this questline."
"Nice try, Jessica."
"I knew that you would say that... being from the future and all. So I'll totally prove it."
"The big finger in the sky will touch the screen when I finish talking!"
"Ay Caramba! You ARE from the future!"
"Tell me what I have to do to prevent this terrible fate."
"Simple. All you have to do is... everything I say."
Back from the Future Pt. 4 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"OK Bart, I know this might be difficult for you, but I assure you it's a lot easier than what's in store for you in the future."
"Is it bees? Tell me if it's bees. Blink twice for bees."
"Shut up. Now, step one -- replace your mom's shampoo with this bottle of peroxide."
"Why would that save me from the bees?"
"It's not bees! But if you don't do it, well, enjoy your future fate with all its future pain and future suffering."
"Pain OR suffering I can handle, but both together? No thank you."
End [ ]
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Dialogue
"This isn't shampoo it's peroxide! Staining my beautiful blue hair a repulsive, unnatural golden yellow."
"Hahahahaha!"
"Why'd you have to make me do that? My mom is one of the few adults who hasn't given up on me."
"Don't think of yourself, Bart. Think of Future Bart, with his hover skateboard."
Back from the Future Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"OK Bart. The next thing you have to do to avoid your terrible fate is give me twenty dollars."
"I don't have that kind of cash!"
"The church collection does..."
"Whoa! I don't steal from churches, or mosques, or synagogues. Maybe, maybe a Shinto shrine."
"Bart, terrible fate --"
"If it's so bad, then how come you won't tell me about it?"
"Fine. First, your eyeballs fall out of your head."
"But I love my eyeballs. They're my second favorite set of balls."
"And while you are searching for your eyeballs, you trip and fall down the stairs, breaking every bone in your body."
"So much agony and slapstick! Enough, enough I'll do it!"
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"Bart Simpson are you stealing from the church?! AGAIN?!"
"But I didn't want to do it! ... this time."
"Jessica made me. She said she was from the future and if I didn't do what she said, my eyeballs would pop out of my head."
"And I would trip over them and break every bone in my body."
"Which I'm just now realizing was the plot to yesterday's Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."
"Jessica Lovejoy! I can't believe how much I can believe you would do this."
"But I didn't do it, Daddy."
"You said you'd ignore me if I was bad and you're talking to me. So by that logic, I can't have done anything wrong."
"But I only did it to show how the media is unfairly biased against women!"
"Her circular logic checks out."
"Bart! How DARE you blame an innocent girl for this crime!"
"Dad, she's stealing your wallet right now!"
"Now you're questioning your father?! Sounds like someone needs double the punishment! Go to your room! TWICE!"
Back from the Future Pt. 6 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
"That's it, Jessica you've gone too far. Lying about the future? You know that's my favorite time period. We're done."
"Oh Bart, you'll be back."
"Just think of me as the Anti Terminator -- I'll never be back!"
"That sounded cooler in my head."
"That's too bad... I was hoping we could go get ice cream together."
"Fat chance!"
"Great idea - we could eat it in front of the kids just getting back from Fat Camp."
"Well..."
"...Ok. But then AFTER THAT we're done."
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