This is about the quest chain. For the building, see Bachelor Arms Apartments.

Bachelor Arms is the first part of the level 37 quests that unlocked Kirk Van Houten and the Bachelor Arms Apartments.


Quest Requirements Time Reward
Candy Day Make Bart Shop at Kwik-E-Mart
Make Milhouse Shop at Kwik-E-Mart
60m Cash100
Bachelor Arms Build the Bachelor Arms Apartments 24h Cash100
Unlock: Kirk


Candy DayEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Milhouse, you look different. New inhaler? New medicated scalp shampoo? New spine shaper?"
Milhouse Icon "This is what I look when I'm happy."
Bart Icon "What do you have to be happy about? You're Milhouse."
Milhouse Icon "Exactly! And today is Milhouse Day!"
"It's a holiday I just invented, and it occurs every day!"
"No parents, no homework, and no ear medicine -- just all the candy we can eat! this will go down in history!"
Bart Icon "That's a tall order considering our video-game-shortened attention spans... Oh hey Milhouse, you look different."

Bachelor ArmsEdit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "I’d hate to seem “un-cool” or “un-hip” or “without wiggy” but…"
"I've noticed a lot of children happily wandering around without the judgmental eye of a parent questioning all of their choices"
Rev. Lovejoy Icon "Look Marge, when you asked to help with the Church’s bake sale, I expressly forbade meddling."
Marge Icon "Mmmmm….."
Rev. Lovejoy Icon "And grumbling."
"Alright fine, as a favor to God, what is your concern?"
Marge Icon "It’s Milhouse. I’m starting to think that he’s a bad influence on Bart."
Rev. Lovejoy Icon "Right, and Jesus was a bad influence on Judas."
"Instead of talking to THE father, why no talk to HIS father? My wife tells me he’s in the doghouse again at the Bachelor Arms."
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