"Milhouse, you look different. New inhaler? New medicated scalp shampoo? New spine shaper?"
"This is what I look when I'm happy."
"What do you have to be happy about? You're Milhouse."
"Exactly! And today is Milhouse Day!" "It's a holiday I just invented, and it occurs every day!" "No parents, no homework, and no ear medicine -- just all the candy we can eat! this will go down in history!"
"That's a tall order considering our video-game-shortened attention spans... Oh hey Milhouse, you look different."
Bachelor Arms[]
Character
Dialogue
"I’d hate to seem “un-cool” or “un-hip” or “without wiggy” but…" "I've noticed a lot of children happily wandering around without the judgmental eye of a parent questioning all of their choices"
"Look Marge, when you asked to help with the Church’s bake sale, I expressly forbade meddling."
"Mmmmm….."
"And grumbling." "Alright fine, as a favor to God, what is your concern?"
"It’s Milhouse. I’m starting to think that he’s a bad influence on Bart."
"Right, and Jesus was a bad influence on Judas." "Instead of talking to THE father, why no talk to HIS father? My wife tells me he’s in the doghouse again at the Bachelor Arms."