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Baby on Board 2: The Quickening is a limited time side questline involving the character Baby Gerald. It was released on January 2, 2016, during the Winter 2015 Event's Act 3.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Baby Gerald Collect Pacifiers (27400) - Cash100
XP10
Auto
Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 1 Make Lisa Babysit Baby Gerald
Make Baby Gerald Watch Happy Little Elves on TV
60m Cash100
XP10
Lisa
Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 2 Make Baby Gerald Mess with Maggie's Stuff 12h Cash100
XP10
Baby Gerald
Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 3 Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Make Baby Gerald Drink Formula at Moe's
-
8h
Cash100
XP10
Baby Gerald
Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 4 Make Maggie Play With Butterflies
Make Baby Gerald Smash Butterflies
12h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Baby Gerald
Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 5 Make Baby Gerald Fight Maggie 60m Cash100
XP10
Baby Gerald
Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 6 Make Baby Gerald Nap With One Eye Open 24h Cash100
XP10
Baby Gerald

Dialogue Edit

Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "I can't believe I'm finally old enough to babysit and my first job is for Maggie's nemesis – Baby Gerald."
Lisa Icon "How bad could a baby really be?"
Baby Gerald Annoyed Icon "*glare*"

Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon "Hey Lisa, why is there a creepy baby hanging around our house?"
Lisa Icon "I'm babysitting, Dad. And it's not nice to call a baby creepy."
Homer Thoughtful Icon "You're right. Babies can only be smiling, happy bundles of joy--"
Baby Gerald Annoyed Icon "*ominous glare*"
Homer Horrified Icon "AAAHHH!!"

Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 3 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Dreamy Icon "Nothing like an afternoon at Moe's to get images of creepy, one-eye-browed babies out of your head."
Baby Gerald Annoyed Icon "*ominous glare*"
Homer Horrified Icon "AAAHHH! It's that creepy baby! Moe, quick! Give me six more beers!"
Moe Icon "Comin' right up."
Moe Icon "Havin' a creepy baby around the bar sure helps the booze bizness."

Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 4 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Surprised Icon "Lisa, you've got to help me! That creepy baby is out to get me!"
Lisa Icon "I'm sure you're exaggerating, Dad. There's no way a baby could hurt you."
Homer Sad Icon "I have dozens of scars from when Bart was in diapers!"
Lisa Icon "Well, if it makes you feel any better, Gerald already has a nemesis. It's Maggie."
Homer Ooh Icon "Oh, what a relief."

Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 5 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "The creepy baby is still staring at me!"
Baby Gerald Annoyed Icon "*ominous glare*"
Maggie Annoyed Icon "*steady stare*"
Homer Icon "That's it, Maggie. Save your overweight Daddy from the 12 pound baby! Use your glare power!"
Baby Gerald Annoyed Icon "*ominous glare*"
Maggie Annoyed Icon "*steady stare*"
Homer Confused Icon "This is quite the boring battle."

Baby on Board 2: The Quickening Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Okay, Gerald, it's time for you to go home!"
Homer Sarcastic Icon "Heh, heh, yeah, don't let the door hit you on the way out!"
Baby Gerald Annoyed Icon "*ominous glare*"
Homer Scared Icon "Um, I mean… wanna watch me hit my head in the door on your way out?"
Maggie Annoyed Icon "*warning stare*"
Baby Gerald Surprised Icon "*worried look*"
Homer Sarcastic Icon "That's it, Maggie! Stare the plastic pants right off that junior jerk."


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