Ba'al of Confusion is an ex-limited-time premium quest that was available from December 13, 2016 until December 20, 2016 during the Winter 2016 Event. It requires the Pagan Bonfire

It returned on March 13, 2019 following A Classless Reunion 2019 Event after the Pagan Bonfire became a permanent item in the Yearbook Mystery Box.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1 Make The Simpsons* Dance Around the Bonfire 4h Cash100
Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 2 Make Lisa Dance Around the Bonfire 4h Cash200

* Excluding Grampa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Come, Pagans! Let us dance and sing around the likeness of He Who is Most Mighty, uh...
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png Ba'al. His name is Ba'al.
Homer Icon.png Oh, great Ba'al! We thank you for your blessings, especially, uh...
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png ...storms and fertility...
Homer Icon.png Bring us your mighty storms, oh Ba'al. But spare us your mighty fertility, for I have more than enough kids already!
Homer Icon.png Come, let us dance 'round Ba'al, lest he grow wroth and curse us with more kids!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png AAAAAAAH!
Homer Icon.png It burns, it burns, it burns!
Bart and Lisa Scream Icon.png Aaah! Dad, it burned your clothes off!
Bart Scared Icon.png Now I KNOW there's no God.

Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png Dad, I'm bored. As much as I love playing music, I'd like to dance too!
Homer Icon.png Sure honey, got a bunch of extra animal skins for you to wear.
Lisa Icon.png Eww. These are real animal skins, dad. I only wear faux fur!

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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