Attendance Envy! is a premium, limited time questline that was released on May 13, 2015 during the Mathlete’s Feat Promotional. It was only unlocked if the player has purchased the Waverly Hills Elementary.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Attendance Envy Pt. 1 Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary
Make Cletus Practice Grammarfication
Cash100, Experience10 Skinner
Attendance Envy Pt. 2 Make Skinner Shred Enrollment Forms 4h Cash200, Experience20 Skinner

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Attendance Envy Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png A new elementary school in town?
Skinner Icon.png I didn't think we had enough children to warrant another facility. Last I checked we only had thirteen.
Skinner Icon.png Fourteen if you count Üter.
Cletus Icon.png Schooling ain't just for the youngins.
Cletus Icon.png Now that some kids moved over to that there new school, there's more room for Spucklers at your learnin' shack.
Cletus Icon.png Teacher says I'm calcalatin my ciphers goodly but my grammarfication needs more work.

Attendance Envy Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon.png I don't like the way Waverly Hills Elementary is drawing attention with their "good teachers" and "real pencils."
Skinner Icon.png It's important for any institution to protect its young and impressionable minds.
Skinner Icon.png Especially the brain-alive ones like Lisa Simpson and Martin Prince.
Skinner Sad Icon.png The last thing our annual aptitude test scores need is more Spucklers…
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