Grain alcohol is just dehydrated beer!
— Astronaut Barney's unlock message

Astronaut Barney is a costume for Barney released during the during the Deep Space Homer 2016 Event. If the player had not purchased Barney's Bowlarama, it could be purchased with it during the event. If the player already owned it, it was included in a combo with Space Shuttle Simulator.

About[edit | edit source]

When he was nominated alongside Homer to join NASA, Barney quit drinking to undergo the rigorous training. He succeeded and was even nominated to go into space. However, due to the severity of his alcoholism, a taste of non-alcoholic wine was enough to get him intoxicated again, thus resulting in Homer going to space instead of Barney.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Pretend to Fly Like a Superhero Cash105
60m Space Shuttle Simulator Nope.png
Demonstrate Balance Cash200
3h - Check.png
Blast Off Cash260
4h - Check.png
Eat "Astronaut Ice Cream" Cash420
8h Moe's Tavern Nope.png
Stop in for a Soda Cash600
12h Moe's Tavern Nope.png
Study for Online College Courses Cash1000
24h The Java Server Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Demonstrate Balance NARA Certification Stars Indicator.png2
3h - Cheap Space Homer Check.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When selected When sent on a job When collecting from a job
"I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral."" "When I think about all that time I wasted at Moe's!" "Since they made me stop drinking, I've regained my balance and diction!"
"Well, at least I got that monkey off my back." "Alright, world! Get ready to meet the clean and sober Barney Gumble!" "Ok, Ok"
"Observe!" "Be an astronaut? Sure!" "I've come here to make amends for my disgraceful behavior over the last twenty years."
"It beegiiins!"

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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