Astronaut Barney

“	Grain alcohol is just dehydrated beer!	”
	— Astronaut Barney's unlock message

Astronaut Barney is a costume for Barney released during the during the Deep Space Homer 2016 Event. If the player had not purchased Barney's Bowlarama it could be purchased with it during the event. If the player already owned it, it was included in a combo with Space Shuttle Simulator.

About Edit

When he was nominated alongside Homer to join NASA, Barney quit drinking to undergo the rigorous training. He succeeded and was even nominated to go into space. However, due to the severity of his alcoholism, a taste of non-alcoholic wine was enough to get him intoxicated again, thus resulting in Homer going to space instead of Barney.

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Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Pretend to Fly Like a Superhero	105 26	60m	Space Shuttle Simulator
Demonstrate Balance	200 55	3h	-
Blast Off	260 70	4h	-
Eat "Astronaut Ice Cream"	420 105	8h	Moe's Tavern
Stop in for a Soda	600 150	12h	Moe's Tavern
Study for Online College Courses	1000 225	24h	The Java Server

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Demonstrate Balance	2 35	3h	-	Cheap Space Homer

Quotes Edit

When selected	When sent on a job	When collecting from a job
"I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.""	"When I think about all that time I wasted at Moe's!"	"Since they made me stop drinking, I've regained my balance and diction!"
"Well, at least I got that monkey off my back."	"Alright, world! Get ready to meet the clean and sober Barney Gumble!"	"Ok, Ok"
"Observe!"	"Be an astronaut? Sure!"	"I've come here to make amends for my disgraceful behavior over the last twenty years."
"It beegiiins!"
"Tralalalaabodoo!"

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