Astronaut Barney
“
Grain alcohol is just dehydrated beer!
”
— Astronaut Barney's unlock message
Astronaut Barney is a costume for Barney released during the during the Deep Space Homer 2016 Event . If the player had not purchased Barney's Bowlarama , it could be purchased with it during the event. If the player already owned it, it was included in a combo with Space Shuttle Simulator .
About [ ]
When he was nominated alongside Homer to join NASA, Barney quit drinking to undergo the rigorous training. He succeeded and was even nominated to go into space. However, due to the severity of his alcoholism, a taste of non-alcoholic wine was enough to get him intoxicated again, thus resulting in Homer going to space instead of Barney.
Jobs [ ]
Regular [ ]
Task
Rewards
Time
Requires
Visual
Pretend to Fly Like a Superhero
105 26
60m
Space Shuttle Simulator
Demonstrate Balance
200 55
3h
-
Blast Off
260 70
4h
-
Eat "Astronaut Ice Cream"
420 105
8h
Moe's Tavern
Stop in for a Soda
600 150
12h
Moe's Tavern
Study for Online College Courses
1000 225
24h
The Java Server
Event Quest Based [ ]
Task
Rewards
Time
Requires
Quest
Visual
Demonstrate Balance
2 35
3h
-
Cheap Space Homer
Quotes [ ]
When selected
When sent on a job
When collecting from a job
"I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.""
"When I think about all that time I wasted at Moe's!"
"Since they made me stop drinking, I've regained my balance and diction!"
"Well, at least I got that monkey off my back."
"Alright, world! Get ready to meet the clean and sober Barney Gumble!"
"Ok, Ok"
"Observe!"
"Be an astronaut? Sure!"
"I've come here to make amends for my disgraceful behavior over the last twenty years."
"It beegiiins!"
"Tralalalaabodoo!"
Trivia [ ]
Gallery [ ]
Astronaut Barney's unlock artwork.
Astronaut Barney's unlock screen.